Talk about putting things into perspective... |
Subject When you think things are bad with your kids, remember this Body: This is what you have to look forward to if you havechildren. Make sure you read the P.S. the son included...The Goodbye Lette...
Posted by Jae on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:28:00 PST |
OMG.. I can't wait to go out into public and do this.. |
101 ways to annoy people!
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Mors...
Posted by Jae on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST |
I had to.. |
this is so effin funny...
Manisms I think this just says it all: 1-Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella 2-It is OK for a man to cry only under the fol...
Posted by Jae on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:25:00 PST |
Who's the queen? Bitch... |
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he cam...
Posted by Jae on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:55:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol.. |
Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Myfriend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-workcocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even aro...
Posted by Jae on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST |
Marriage |
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after thewedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-andIdon't expect any hassle from...
Posted by Jae on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:47:00 PST |
Sagattarian Drinking style.. like the tiger style |
PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, LizaMinelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only d...
Posted by Jae on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:44:00 PST |
Escaped Convict.. |
funny shit A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of...
Posted by Jae on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST |
Just thought you might want to know.. |
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12liter of urine.In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contactwith 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)An averag...
Posted by Jae on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:08:00 PST |
Some things money can't buy... |
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity.It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Lenomentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300guests.After the weddi...
Posted by Jae on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST |
