Hey! im Davie aka Savio!,Well...after 3 years training as an astronaut at kennedy space centre, i decided that the space life was not for me. So i pondered and pondered til one day it hit me that a good career move would be to cut off one of my legs, buy an eye patch and a parrot and become a pirate. Unfortunatly i had forgotten my seasickness and my fear of open spaces and all things water based. Due to this i decided that i would be a good time to redevelop my malibu mansion and i converted this into a dry dock for my pirate ship. After a few years the parrot died and with that my passion for being a pirate so i decided i would fork out $5000 to have the leg of a nicuraguan grafted onto my stump and begin to live a normal life again and spend my fortune..i have invested in successful multinational companies such as Enron, Bearings Bank, and have recently joined the militant wing of greenpeace...where we spend the day protesting to save the hippies and harpoon whales & kill off endangered species that might just kill off hippies at any given moment.i also like to spend my spare time robbing old grannies, burning down orphanages & intimidating people with stutters by telling them to "hurry up and spit it out, i dont have all day!"
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