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Angel

Kick Them In the Dick is the answer to all of life's problems

About Me

If I know you, you already know about me AND have stories, so what's to tell really? I'm a girl, I like beer, and long walks on the beach with soft music playing in the background with my hair flowing in the breeze. I also have a penchant to post these "who are you" type of things on my page *see below* and fill out tons of useless, burn the minutes of my life away, surveys. I don't know why, but I can only guess it's because I suck at life *cries emo tears*. So you have decided that you wanna add me as a friend? Good for you! Just send me a request and I'll either deny or approve it purely based on either what mood I happen to be in at the time of viewing your profile, or if I know AND like you. The opperative word in the sentence is "AND" (psst, that's why it's capitalized). If I know you, you probably already know if I have teh loves for you or not, so your job's been made exponentially easier. However, if you don't know me and you're the bet'n kind, you could just spin the wheel of chance, send a request, and see what mood I'm in that day - Dealer's choice. Thanks for playing.
You Are a Warrior Soul
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.
You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are The Emperor
You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do.
You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea.
You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone.
Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well.
Your fortune:
In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love.
This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you.
It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person.
You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father. What Tarot Card Are You?
How to make a Angel
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Are 32% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Angel Yeager
Birthday: January 23, 1981
Birthplace: Annapolis, Maryland
Current Location: Pasadena, Maryland
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Hot men in uniform. Sooooo yuuuuumy.
Your Fears: Having my feet touched & Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & Extra Cheese. Mmmm.... cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Police Academy, but it will most likely be next year.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: It can't be time to get up yet.
Your Best Physical Feature: I like my stomach, but other's say it's my ass.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I'm tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Call me shallow, but I couldn't be with someone grossly overweight.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever looks good on them.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Again with the ambiguity. Legal? Illegal?
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count.
Number of Piercings: 10 (7 in ears, 1 in belly button, 2 elsewhere)
Number of Tattoos: 2 (1 on shoulder, 1 on back)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: My past experiences have made me the person I am today. I wouldn't change it, even the bad stuff. It's all valuable lessons learned.

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Music:

I like all types of music from Classical to Rock to R&B to whatever. My favorite band is Carbon Leaf though and am a huge 80's fan.
Your Stripper Song Is
Super Freak by Rick James

"That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine"

Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny. What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

Wow, there are lots of movies I like. Here are some off the top of my head, but I'm sure I've forgotten some:A Beautiful Mind, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Goonies, Real Genius, Say Anything (really anything with John Cusack in it), Indiana Jones (All 3), anything with Reese Witherspoon in it, Top Gun, X-Men 1 & 2, House on Haunted Hill, House of 1000 Corpses, Napoleon Dynamite, etc.Screw it, there's just too many to mention because I love movies.

Books:

My favorite book of all time is Jane Eyre. I like reading, but don't get to do it as much as I want to.