Ahjosu? - ProfilesArchive

About Me

1. Listen to my band Static MotherFucking Travolta
2.whore us, arrange shows, love us.
3.say my name like you mean it, with emphasis on 'UA' or you can call me papa....
-I enjoy:
--puppies and death metal
--sour candies and pornography
--climbing trees and saving the world
-A koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.
-Quixotic, Passionate, Antichrist Extraordinare
-Adventure, Excitement, Danger, I crave these things
-I will embark upon a damn fool idealistic crusade someday.
-My love is infectious.
-I believe communication is evolution,
-A Nerd in more ways than one
-I totally like shred on a skateboard hardcore status
-I've got style to spare on a snowboard.
-I love motorcycles, super sport bikes especially.
-I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Normality is overrated.
-Too much confidence leads to overconfidence.
-If you plan on failing, you wont be disappointed.
-I don't like rude stuck up people. It's easy to be an elitist or snob, but its harder to realize that your shit really does smell bad and your not everything your cracked up to be. I can be an asshole too, watch me.
=blah blah blah= Ladies and Gentlemen may i present to you, the brothers Riff and Raff;
i frown upon and pity those many closed minded and/or extremely biased opinionated people. we live in a world where corporate corruption and politics go hand in hand. and where the omnipresence of money and media prove to be the most organized and influential of any past or present religion/government ever to stifle the ideas that matter. where money spent dividing the whole could be better spent exploring that which is unknown. we cant afford to limit ourselves to regurgitated ideals fed to us by that which we created. true enlightenment lies within the exploration of ourselves as a whole.
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"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves." -Bill Hicks
Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat.
LAKYN!
I Fucking Love this girl. And by love i mean completely crazy, knows no boundaries, stab me in the heart with your imaginary metaphoric knife of emotion sort of love. savvy?
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oh geeze ginger snaps!

My Interests

SEX
DRUGS
ROCK 'N' ROLL
doodles
-"To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come"-
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I'd like to meet:

Persons found in the 'Punk', 'Scene', ' or 'double U tee eff' classes receive+200 exp. points to Charisma and a +4 modifier to Personality. Experience gained in unpredictable/spontaneous actions receive+20 appeal pnts. for every completed bonus mission. hair dyed pink, blue, purple, black, or maroon adds+10 to demeanor, a fortitude roll of 3,5,9,11 however can save natural color with only a -1 AP. penalty.
Forms of artistic expression: base experience receives a +150 modifier to character sub-class level, +5 AP. pnts for each DC throw of level 10 and up.
theres a giant electric snake in the sky

BTW: i tend to not add private profiles ever. just a heads up for all you would-be and actual -15 year olds.

Music:

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Movies:

edward scissor hands, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, matrix, animatrix, ninja scroll, star wars, the beach, last samuri, pink floyd the wall, donnie darko, slc punk, spidy 1 and 2, the evangelion series and movies, gundam series and movies, lord of the rings 1-3, love hina series and movies, flcl series,.. blood the last vampire, interview with a vampire, vampire hunter D, four rooms, reservoir dogs, hero, versus, army of darkness, princess mononoke, a clockwork orange, 2001 a space odyssey, pulp fiction, boondock saints, donald duck in mathamatics land, clerks, dogma, mall rats, the count of monte cristo, pirates of the carribean, man on the moon, THX 1138, resident evil apocalypse, garden state, ghost busters, what dreams may come, the crow, fear and loathing in los vegas, where the buffulo roam, trainspotting, blow, spun, scarface, kill bill and random snowboard/skateboarding videos.

Television:

tv=the root of commercialization sickens me most the time. however! EXCEPTIONS: anything on adult swim such as trigun, cowboy bebop, family guy, sealab 2021, and aquateen hunger force are worth watching a million times over again. the daily show rulz to teh maxxx, and southpark is a brilliant satire. too bad i dont have comedy central
even the most badass of badass can be tamed by furbies...

Books:

a brave new world by aldous huxley, star wars extended universe books, lord of the rings trilogy: jrr tolkien, the devine comedy: inferno by dante alighieri, homer's iliad and odyssey, joseph campbell's: the hero with a thousand faces, and pretty much every short story written by poe.

. .thanks allison..

Heroes:

Inspiration changes daily

My Blog

Swimming Upstream: A Lesson In Surviving The Flood.

I wanted a soda to wash the taste of jalapeno chips and big Kahuna burger down. So I journeyed to Slaveway with the intent of only investing 2-quarter dollars in the outdoor auto turret thirst quenc...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

ever have a dream where your fighting relentlessly and kicking ass?

ive begun to realize that in order for me to feel alive, i must possess all aspects of life. be that love, hate, sadness, grief, happyness and so on. and when at one point i havent had one or several ...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST

you know what really grinds my gears?

seems this bulletin turned blog struck on some familiar ground for a few of you so here it is for the rest that never had a chance to marvel at its glory and say in your best wealthy british accent, "...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:52:00 PST

Fairy Tail: Episode One

Lets talk sunshine dust and hot fairy tail shall we? It all started in the heat of spring. There were flowers in the fields and chipmunks in my swimming trunks. I had just finished having a...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:14:00 PST

offensive? why yes quite possibly.

if 96 percent of teens dont believe in god or "stand for Jesus" according to these dammed religious bulletins. then why do i see so fucking many of them? why do christians act like their species is en...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:30:00 PST

all ramped up...

on perfume! 0_o i just ate 19 pages of high powered assorted cologne from various popular magazines. page after page id rip out the smelly intoxicating scents. i didnt feel ...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 06:21:00 PST

out of context and into context, like sex

tab A and slot B must be conjoined practice kegels and pressure washing the quiver bone for good measure. ......neglect......ahem to the owner of a red disgruntled house wife you left your lights on ...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:59:00 PST

a sour update turned bitter

my phone is off again for good, well no not for good. just until i pay it. which could end up feeling like for good. i feel shitty, but not sick shitty...just shitty. and of course once you start to ...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

death and rebirth

this was all wrote out yesterday in more of a soliloquy format. unfortunatly when proof reading it, it was lost forever. i tried, in vain, to get it back, but because of the security setting...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pick me!

why the fuck was i never picked to be a line leader. i had leadership skills far surpassing any of those simpletons. perhaps the teachers were afraid of my potential power to provoke the sleeping beas...
Posted by Ahjosu? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST