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Lakyn.

...I am a rockstar, the world just doesn't know it yet.

About Me


BONANZA JELLYBEAN.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Life is way too short to be unhappy. I do whatever the fuck I wanna do, whenever the fuck I wanna do it. My ability to not let anything get me down will amaze you. If I am in a bad mood, it wont last long. I’m a happy person, I have a kickass life. I’m young, I’ve got my whole life ahead of me, and I can do whatever the fuck I want with my future, and I intend to do just that.
Basically, that’s all you need to know, but here’s some more anyway.
My name is Lakyn, I’m 18. Music is my life, and I really mean that. I play guitar, drums, and I can sing. I’m in a band[currently trying to think of a better name.] You can hear some really old recording of us. [myspace.com/statictravolta] and I’m absolutely certain I’m going to be a rockstar.
I have the most amazing family in the whole world and I love them all to death.
I'm not as pretty as you think I am. I'm not as cool as you. You'll always be more punk then me. But who I am could surprise you.
Physically, I’m 5’8, 130lbs. Naturally my hair is dark blonde. Naturally my eyes are blue/green, and I’m pretty much blind without my glasses or contacts. I have one tattoo and 14 piercings, more are on the way.
Most of the time people think I hate them when they first meet me because I don’t talk. I don’t hate anyone; in fact, I get along really well with pretty much everyone. I’m just EXTREAMLY shy and INCREDIBLY awkward.I am the queen of awkward silence. I have a lot of trouble talking to people I don’t know. Large crowds make me very nervous. I’m trying really hard to get over my anxieties.
I’m a complete and utter nerd, I love Star Wars with a passion, always have.
This is Frankie, she's a cocker spaniel/miniature poodle. It's completely ridiculous how much I love this dog, she's my baby.
And this is Yoshi, R.I.P, She was a Jackson Chameleon.
Animal Enthusiast. Total I have eight cats, three dogs, a fish, two turtles, and a tortoise. I could never ever cause harm to an animal, not even if you paid me a million bucks. People who abuse their pets disgust me.
I'm not scene or punk or anything. If you knew me, you'd know I fall completely into my own category, and I'm pretty confident that's a good thing.I’m like no one else you’ll ever meet. I’m really a very nice, honest person. And if you want to know anything else, just ask.

My Interests

Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll.

This is true love - you think this happens every day?
Josh. To put it simply, I fucking love him to fucking death. Three years and counting.

I'd like to meet:

My lifes goal is to meet Dave Ghrol and jam with him.

Just a heads up, I probably wont add you if:
Your a male under 16
Your a male over 25
YoU TYpe LyKE DiS
Your an idiot

I've given up trying to keep an updated list of fakes, but just to let you know, I'm the real one, and this is my ONLY account ANYWHERE. If you do see a fake profile, I'd like to know about it.

Exception to above statement of not listing fakes: This asshole
This one's pissing me off. Give her/him shit.[And if you happen to be the culprit...Knock it off]

Music:

[In no order]
Nirvana
Regina Spektor
Lady Soveriegn
The Killers
The Cure
Depeche Mode
Cyndi Lauper
The Beatles
The Cars
The Aquabats
Iron Maiden
Motley Crue
Judas Preist
Tenacious D
My Chemical Romance
Bikini Kill
The Distillers
The Foo Fighters
The Briefs
Black Sabbath
The Epoxies
Xray Spex
The Diskords
Weezer
Super Deluxe
Green Day
Mudhoney
Devil Doll
Rancid
The Donnas
Dresden Dolls
Gravy Train!!!
Hawksley Workman
Everclear
Exploding Hearts
The Pink Spiders
Johnny Cash
Katastrophy Wife
Morningwood
Postal Service
White Stripes
Ramones
Sex Pistols
Reel Big Fish
Sublime
Veruca Salt
Violent Femmes
WolfMother
Queen

Movies:

Reqium For A Dream
Fear And Loathing
Where The Buffalo Roam
Little Miss Sunshine
Edward Scissorhands
Nightmare Before Christmas
Donnie Darko
Little Mermaid
Lion King
Alice In Wonderland
Corpse Bride
Pretty In Pink
Breakfast Club
16 Candles
Blow
CryBaby
Thirteen
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Less Than Zero
Star Wars(all of them)
Tank Girl
Night Of The Living Dead
Clerks
Clerks II
Mallrats
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Television:

Family Guy
ATHF
Robot Chicken
Metalacolypse
ANTM
House
IMF
Science Channel
Animal Planet
Discovery Channel.
Anything on ghosts, aliens, or the paranormal in general.

Books:

Junkie
Queer
Star Wars Series
Skinny Legs And All
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Still Life With Woodpecker
Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates
A Dirty Job
Fear And Loathing

Heroes:

My mom, My dad, My brother, My sister

My Blog

Stairway To Heaven

I'm so tired of all this sub-genre bullshit.Classic, grunge, punk, power-pop, metal, what have you..........it's all just rock n roll to me.
Posted by Lakyn. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

I think I’m a sofa.

Right turn, left turn, sideways, down.I hate how easy it is to do nothing and be someone. I hate how hard it is to do something and be someone. I hate how easy it is to do nothing and be nothing.II th...
Posted by Lakyn. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

Old profile info.

Listen to my kickass band STATIC MOTHERFUCKING TRAVOLTA, myspace.com/statictravolta My name is Lakyn, give me my guitar, Josh, and a lunchable, and I'm happy. It took me a few years to realiz...
Posted by Lakyn. on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:04:00 PST

Bunch Of Savages In This Town.

You know what really grinds my gears? All these scene kids that think its okay to be an asshole. Im sorry but its not okay that youre mean and conceded and shallow. And its defiantly not okay that yo...
Posted by Lakyn. on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:42:00 PST

Gravity Plays Favorites.

Going to bed with your hair wet. Loser, is the only word visible when I turn on the screen. How absolutely fitting Should I be letting these things slide? I am wrong to have convinced myself its no ...
Posted by Lakyn. on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:44:00 PST

Let Me Make This Clear.

You all seem to be highly confused. I'm not depressed, I'm just bored. Now that that's out of the way, on with the show. Gender Confusion. And it scares me. My hip bones should cut flesh. My ribs ...
Posted by Lakyn. on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:27:00 PST

I'm Not A Riot Grrl, But I Play One On T.V

Vilification. Its nights like these that my mind goes wandering and thinks up all kinds of horrible scenarios that make me want to die. Whats frightening is that my paranoia is not completely unfound...
Posted by Lakyn. on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:59:00 PST

Its Friday, I'm In Love.

Another one down. A Compilation. This is all because of you. Every last note of it. Its all your fault. Every single tormented, angst-ridden pitch. Every weak word is filled with you. It wasnt in...
Posted by Lakyn. on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST

Colour Me Radioactive.

If there's ever been a time when I paused and thought to myself "Gee, maybe this isnt such a good idea," I certainly dont remember it. And that's certainly no surprise. I cant write anymore. My lack ...
Posted by Lakyn. on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:48:00 PST

Pimming Swools? What Was That All About?

Prison isnt a place. Bars dont make a cage. If your thinking hell's beneath you, I can prove you wrong. Prison isnt a cell. Gates dont mark the entrance to hell. If my eyes are the window, my pain i...
Posted by Lakyn. on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:58:00 PST