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Michael

A pig with a Ph.D. is just an overeducated pig.

About Me

I currently live here in Pittsburgh PA, the Spiritual Heart of the Rust Belt
and the home of the Andy Warhol Museum.
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Yes, I am a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you have yet to be touched by His Noodly Appendage, you need to go here:
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
and especially here:
http://www.venganza.org/worship/guide-to-pastafarianism/
I find I much prefer the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to that other church...
You could say I haven't quite made peace yet with my Catholic upbringing.
Margaret Cho on the Pope: "First of all she lives in THE VATICAN...sits on the largest art collection in the WORLD...dresses up in robes all the time....and then she says that men can't have sex with each other? QUEEN, PLEASE!!!"
Meanwhile, speaking of monstres sacrés, here's Robert Smith of The Cure saving South Park from Mecha Streisand...
Wait for Kyle's line: "Disintegration is the best album ever!"
Meanwhile, here's the video to the Psychedelic Furs' "Sister Europe" from the early 80's. I think it's one of the earliest music videos ever made (so please be kind in evaluating the production values). I think it's a very haunting song. I kept trying to post "Love My Way", which is their best-known single, but the video keeps disappearing on me... Anyway, have a listen and see what you think...
It's from the Furs' first (eponymous) album, which is amazing. Highly recommended. I was lucky enough to see them in concert "back in the day" (the 80s). Would love to see them again, as I think they still tour occasionally.
And here's the video to Underworld's "Cowgirl" from "Everything Everything". This is one of those "you either get it or you don't" sort of things. I think it's f***ing brilliant. Your mileage may vary.
Follow your bliss...
Before "Paris is Burning" there was "The Queen" (1968). Check out this clip featuring Pepper LaBeija. There are so many amazing lines here it's impossible to pick just one.
Meanwhile, back over on the dark side...I think people who ignore politics and current events and who don't read are dangerously uninformed.
(thanks, marshall!)
Want to see something really scary?
"Give me those shoes ... I want those shoes ..."
What goes around, comes around.
CURRENT MOON moon info
"Heaven...heaven is a place...a place where nothing...nothing ever happens." -- Talking Heads
"In Heaven, everything is fine..." --the Lady in the Radiator, from 'Eraserhead' [warning: neo-Surrealist content!]
Never forget what never happened.
My totem: The Hedgehog.
Like the Hedgehog, I am also: a small furry mammal with a soft underbelly, shy, nocturnal, omnivorous, near-sighted, slow-moving, reputedly "cute but prickly", prone to rolling up into a ball when surprised or cornered, and a sworn enemy of the Badger. According to the French Wikipédia entry (as of Feb. 13, 2007), both the Hedgehog and I "paie un lourd tribut à la circulation automobile", although my tribute is more in the form of my monthly car payment, insurance, gas and an oil change every 3,000 miles.
Your Birthdate: July 27
You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything.
You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life.
Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal.
You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return.
Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone
Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge
Your power color: Cobalt blue
Your power symbol: Dove
Your power month: September
Your power blah blah blah blah blah... Okay, I added that part. A little knowledge of HTML can be fun! But I didn't make up the other stuff and it's surprisingly accurate. I like to think of myself as very generous without any strings, I really want everyone to get along, and I need a hell of a lot of down time to be alone and recharge my batteries. No idea about the cobalt blue, dove or September. Maybe I was flying around on my cobalt blue dove all through the month of September, but I don't actually remember doing anything like that....
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Here's how to reach me outside of MySpace:
[email protected]
PLEASE NOTE: I do not use IM; don't ask for my IM address. If you're under 21, don't ask to add me. If you're writing to hook up or exchange x-pics, don't bother. While it's definitely very flattering to be told, "Wow, you look really good for your age!" I've found that the people who say that are usually young enough to be my children, which is not something that turns me on.
Meanwhile, some things that do in fact turn me on include (in no order): furry guys, masculine guys, facial hair, guys who take care of themselves, guys with a sense of humor (especially being able to laugh at yourself), guys who are smart but not a smart-ass, guys who know what the expression "quiet strength" means, guys who like to take turns... I don't have a "type", although I have a fondness for green eyes, red hair, and a great smile. Kindness is always noted and appreciated; kindness to animals always gets you an instant upgrade.
"Here, piggy, piggy, piggy..."
....the unofficial theme of Doug's 50th birthday party weekend in Vancouver a few years ago. ("Someone's gotta show the young'uns how it's done!" said the birthday boy...)
Happy Year of the Pig!
Pork: It's not just a verb any more.
Let's rodeo!
Things that turn me off include: smoking, obnoxiousness, drama queens, people who can't control their appetites (especially for alcohol, drugs or sex), rampant materialism, pettiness ("A petty girl is like a malady..."), cruelty, violence....
Meanwhile.... I'm definitely overeducated though not particularly smart (big on book smarts, not so hot on common sense), irreverent, introspective, unpredictable, 5'8", "salt-n-peppa" hair ("grey is the new blonde!"), furry, blue eyes, may contain nut products, consult a doctor before beginning prolonged exposure, may become habit-forming, may be too intense for younger audiences, read this warning in its entirety before consuming, offer void in Belgium, do not mix with alcohol, do not induce vomiting, do not disturb if sleeping, don't believe the hype, keep in a warm dry place, you must be this evolved to ride this ride, lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, this space intentionally left blank. Et pour les amis français, québecois, francophones et francophiles: si vous comprenez ces quelques mots dans la plus belle langue du monde, j'aimerais faire votre connaissance! Envoyez-moi un message ou même un petit commentaire. Comme je dis à mes étudiants, c'est toujours un plaisir de parler français. Au plaisir de vous rencontrer!
A few other images, for no reason whatsoever:
Absolutely Fabulous: the TV series.
Absolutely Fabulous: The music video.
....
Absolutely Fabulous: the lifestyle.
If the following offends you, say the word and I'll take it down. But I will seriously question whether you have any sense of humor at all.
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...and your little dog, too!
RIP Edie.
Kitsch? You're soaking in it...
You bubble-headed booby!
(thanks, Freddy!)
So you mean we could have been friends all this time?
..
Cute!

My Interests

My interests include, among other things: guys (but not boys); teaching and learning; working out; guys; yoga; reading; my students; movies (documentaries, "foreign", "cult", classics); guys; music: trance, dance, 80s, punk; guys; books: fiction, (auto)biography, memoirs, French lit.; guys; the Pacific Northwest: Seattle, Vancouver, the San Juan and Gulf Islands; guys; airplanes, aviation and travel; French and francophone places; did I mention guys? bears and ravers; raver bears; bear/bare ravers...

I'd like to meet:



...these two dudes to start with.... and then, all the folks in my Friends space here, especially you-all in the Pittsburgh posse! otherwise: I want to meet people with an open mind and a great sense of humor, folks who have a good sense of who they are, who have the courage to change themselves when they need to, guys with a fully functioning heart, soul and brain (in that order). I value kindness, "honesty, open-mindedness and willingness", generosity, understanding, compassion, fairness, attention to detail, curiosity, inspiration and courage. Aw, shucks, I wanna have a good time, too. I like bears and ravers. Go figure.

If you want to add me, it usually helps to send me a message first.

And before you go, stop and meet my League of Lovelies (below). Each one of my friends is yummy, fruit-filled, all-beef, Grade A, non-fat, non-stick, stimulating, fabulous, oh-so-good for you, and hand-picked expressly for your own delectation. And miraculously, each one is lovelier than the other..... Don't just stop at one, try them all....

Music:



Viva Roxy Music!

This is an awesome album: Röyksopp's "The Understanding". Norwegian synth-pop! -- who knew? (Thanks, Tom!)

As far as my own musical "talents" go, I can't sing for shit, I play no instruments (ah-ah-ah! -- don't go there...), and I can't even read music, but I know what I like! I like trance / dance music, especially: Dave Seaman -- Renaissance Masters 7 & Audio Therapy -- Judge Jules, Sasha and Digweed, Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Deep Dish, Phil B -- "Music for the Clubs" is a classic; buy it. Ministry of Sound, Gatecrasher, Renaissance, and Global Underground are some of my favorite labels. Underworld rocks: buy the DVD "Everything, Everything". Check out DJ Addison at www.djaddison.com and tranceportal.org. Generally I prefer positivity, more music and fewer words in dance/trance. During a rather colorful period of my life I went to a lot of clubs. The experiences left me with a lot of memories which will probably make it into a novel one day, but now I take better care of myself. Fun while it lasted; now I'm trying to age gracefully.... Meanwhile, I like "old school disco" (ABBA, Sylvester, Bronski Beat/Communards, yes, even Donna Summer), punk (Ramones, X, Sex Pistols, Iggy & the Stooges), 80s (Talking Heads, Psychedelic Furs, Bowie, Brian Eno, Roxy Music & Bryan Ferry, Siouxsie, Prince (esp. Black Album)), Fleetwood Mac, Everything But The Girl, Todd Rundgren, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, the Smiths... you know the drill. Oh, and the Fauré Requiem, of course. I have a weakness for French lounge music (Dimitri from Paris and the Hôtel Costes series), along with samba and especially bossa nova. Eclectic enough for ya? How about Patsy Cline with The Who and The Dandy Warhols with some Rossini?

Movies:

too many to name, but....Brazil, Blood Simple, Miller's Crossing, Stop Making Sense, Adaptation, Wigstock, Priscilla, Spellbound (the documentary and the Hitchcock film), Jarhead (read the book too, it's excellent), Les Enfants du Paradis, La Belle et la Bête, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, All About My Mother, All About Eve, Mame (with Rosalind Russell), Bad Eduation, Eat Drink Man Woman, Brokeback Mountain, Friends with Money, Transamerica, Capote, Little Miss Sunshine, Decline of Western Civilization, Paris is Burning, The Filth and the Fury, Sid and Nancy, End of the Century, The Nomi Song, Eraserhead, Mulholland Drive, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Straitjacket, The Women, The Philadelphia Story, Mildred Pierce, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Valley of the Dolls, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Pecker, 24 Hour Party People, Party Monster, Psycho Beach Party, Die Mommie Die!

Television:

Television makes you stoopid!! But sometimes, after a long hard day as a dangerous intellectual, you just have to be stooooopid for a while. That said ..... Pants-Off / Dance-Off is IT! Also: Sundance Channel, IFC, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Rome, The Military Channel, Baghdad E.R. ... Guilty pleasures include: South Park, Drawn Together, Chapelle's Show, VH-1 Behind the Music, Weeds ... and of course Pants-Off/Dance-Off. Yes, I watch entirely too much TV.

Books:

Most of my reading is professional at the moment. My students this semester are reading Hugo's "Les Misérables", Zola's "Nana" and Foucault's "Surveiller et Punir" (Discipline and Punish) for a class I'm teaching called Crime and Punishment (Crime et Châtiment). I'm a fairly omnivorous reader generally. History, biography, religion/philosophy, Rumi's poetry (check it out), some humor (Sedaris, Wodehouse). The New Yorker's gotten quite good lately. "One of these days" I'm going to get around to reading Thomas Musil's "A Man Without Qualities". My favorite authors are Marcel Proust and Honoré Balzac, which may seem like a perverse choice, even to someone who knows French literature. But I'm just weird that way...

Heroes:

Be your own damn hero. But don't start selling action figures made in your own likeness. The people who inspire me whom I've never met include: the Dalai Lama, Martin Luther King, Jr., Harvey Milk, Gandhi, most of the folks in the military (although a pacifist, I still admire courage), artists & musicians like David Byrne, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Bryan Ferry, David Lynch, Tony Kushner, Julian Barnes.... People I know who inspire me include my brothers and my mom and dad, my students, my department chair Dick Tucker who walks on water, my friend and colleague Susan Polansky, all of my friends who slog through recovery with me, and my friend Craig Bernier, who will laugh very very hard if he ever sees this.

My Blog

How many more?

From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette online edition:http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07044/761703-85.stmSo ldier slain in Iraq had put off collegeHe could not go in clear conscience with others going to warT...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

Dharma for Today (Jan. 30): Mindful Living

We begin the practice by seeking meaning for our life. We know that we don't want to run after fame, money or sensual pleasure, and so we learn the art of mindful living. In time, we develop some unde...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

Huh, I guess I'm a Buddhist after all...

Which Religion Suits You? Quiz Results:You scored as Buddhism.Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

Thought for the day: Being a Buddhist (thanks to Ken)

Being a BuddhistHave confidence in your own spiritual potentiality, your ability to find your own unique way. Learn from others certainly and use what you find useful, but also learn to trust your own...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

and while I'm at it: the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

from The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:see Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghe tti_MonsterThe Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts":1. I'd Really Rather You...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

trying to get my shit together...

Most days I feel like I'm just getting by, rarely I feel like I'm really on top of things, lately I've been feeling like I've been fucking up. I'm supposed to be learning something and teaching somet...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:20:00 PST

Coming out of hibernation ... slowly ...

I guess I'm more of a bear than I thought.... Been laying low for some time now. Sorry for not responding to all of your messages. All is well. My mind has been in the shop for a few weeks now, ge...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

"You may experience longer than normal delays..."

Hi guys (and ladies -- you know who you are),It's that time of the semester when things are kicking into high gear. End of the term, planning for next semester, exams, papers... My students need more ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Sayonara, you sanctimonious sack of shit.

And I hope the door swats your ass -- hard -- on the way out.I waited years to help vote you out of office. Now I know what "making a political statement" feels like. It feels great.I'm not gloating...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One's a flaming Nazi gas bag, the other's a dirigible.
Posted by Michael on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST