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About Me

layout by Ã¤rriel Â© Yo! Wut up niggaz, hoes , fuckheads, and all my homies I left out. Dis be Juice . I make these fat beats for "Clarity Gasm " and I do a squeely a time or two. Thu Claritygasm Cd features some of mah homies like Blue Chick, (mah favorite white crackhoe ), Home Dude, The Cracka, and Dr. CheetoTooth. Believe it or not, this Crap is copyrote. But I canna sell no cd until I find me a hoe wit a bank account. So fo now, I be sellin out mah trunk chief. I'll let you know whens I got a hoe wit a bank account yo. For now, you cn download these tight tracks fo listnin puposes. Come back for mah Debut CD ClarityGasm later yo. See ya on the flipside tweezy .

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Member Since: 3/18/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/claritygasm
Band Members:Claritygasm
Juice - Blue Chick

Featured on this Album
Home Dude - The Cacka - Dr. CheetoTooth
Influences: Mary-J, Crack, Coke, X, LSD, Shrooms, and Beer.
Sounds Like: Someone tol me the otha day mah music sounded like I took a photocopy of Afroman on crack . Well bitch, I made Afroman clean mah floor with a squeegy . I have more in mah pocket. ClarityGasm sounds mo like some black dude in flip flops hangin in a beetnik lounge with crackhoe hittin up a homeless dude for a night in the roach motel with a yellow toothed cracka for some crack from the lounge singer sittin at the table wit a fat dood.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None