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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator cleggfu?CLEGGFU! ask your self, are you worth it? is it time you changed your shampoo? is it time you changed someone elses shampoo? Have you ever wondered why its called sham poo? Sham meaning fake or con, poo meaning poo, fake poo to wash your hair? What will they think of next? Infra red lozenges? Dogamarans? A small tube you put in your mouth to make you spit further? THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER, split i open, take its pearl, eat its slimy innards, then throw it away. I make music. I also had sex on a moped once whilst i was younger. Did you? was it you? is it going to be you?so what of the Clegg.....the man....the myth. Idolized by few and welcomed by less.....who journied from the dark side of the handbag house moon to enthrawl a brace of fans with his euro-manga-beat!!!! so the crossover was made and the boy had led us to mandalay with his din, verging on insane he blistered his tunes upon the minds of the assembled, spurred on by the cider lust that had reined over the Dave Mustane years; when sisters had no mercy and jeremy had still to speak in class. His seminal mind-funk fusion of the extraordinary can only be described as 'ordinary' and with such an abundant lack of technical ability, this surely is one not to be missed. The twin flo-tube light show is a sensory wonder, and i was often left wondering if my eyes were blinded as i was bombarded with 20watts of pulsating god like fury. 'FU?' is it a personalised gesture, 'for you' or is it a more encompassing acronym; 'for us' or it is just a blatant disregard to the roots from which he had spawned. indeed. 'FUCK YOU'........the mystery goes on, the myth continues. so come what may and make of it what you will, the 'FU' is here and by the look's, here to stay. a with a the following surging and numbers at gigs increasing in the 10's, it is one for last years calender, and with a possible lack of booking for festivals we are all in for a fantastic summer of music. so lets hear it for the clegg lets hear it for the FU, lets here it for the clegg fu...we all love you!!!!

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Member Since: 12/12/2004
Band Website: badsekta.com
Band Members: Me. C L E G G F U . rocktronic mo fo, sha mo. Damien Anti Clockwise
Influences: Bangs and clangs, things that go in the night. Music of everykind, life, strife, a knife, no wife, a pyth(on). I listen, i glisten, i wrestle a vessel, i do a cheese if i please, i love kenny loggins.
Nool

Sounds Like: Ken dodds dads dog, which died. How does it awfull? Smell!!!! hahahahahaha! s!m!e!l!l!
Record Label: badsekta
Type of Label: Major

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CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8PjVis8lfQhttp://www.youtube .com/watch?v=z2YFHeRdp6Uhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C32m JlMl0Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nik-fBLMw04 theses are links to a comedy sh...
Posted by cleggfu on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

Been a while.

I made two new songs. Thats all there is, just two new songs. Please have a listen.
Posted by cleggfu on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:46:00 PST

STAND UP!!

Yeah I'm actually doin' a stand up gig at the LIONSDEN COMEDY CLUB on the 27th of July. Its in london.its at the Cross kings pub126 York Way, Kings Cross, London, N1 0AXFriday 27th July - 7pmOpen Mic ...
Posted by cleggfu on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

My sisters wedding

They are having a very catholic wedding in the west of ireland. I wrote her (Quatro) and her better half (The Fly) a song i call revenge of the jesus. I took a bit from cool hand luke, the ...
Posted by cleggfu on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:20:00 PST

HORSES HIT AND CONFUSED CD

Ok , im releasing, into the wild, a double cd, HORSES HIT and CONFUSED? 17 songs (heh heh) All on A shiny cd. If you want one , tell me and ill send it, in a free envelope, to you, for free. Yea...
Posted by cleggfu on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

HORSES HIT

So the last track, which the first is done, and soon, in a few weeks you can get your copy of Horses Hit by me, CLEGGFU! for free, well cost of postage or a swap of something! nice one! its all done,...
Posted by cleggfu on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

Nur Offend

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Posted by cleggfu on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:26:00 PST

Bridge over the river Toy

its a song? its taken ages to make, about a few many years. If my grandpa hadn't sent me acid music, id never be able to make songs like this, he would be so proud. sonia named it. i thought...
Posted by cleggfu on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:37:00 PST

I had a birthday

I was 30 on the 28th. Im not sure how i feel about it. I had a very quiet night up the pub. It was good, actually it was great to see old friends, i forget some times how much i get on with people, ye...
Posted by cleggfu on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

Cheeky Dennis and pliers

I have no idea what this is all about, or where it came from. I concentrated really hard, banged my head a few times and ...
Posted by cleggfu on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:45:00 PST