Compare your genitals to musicians! |
This:http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/compare
-genitals-musicians.phpis the funniest thing I’ve read in ages, so much so that I was inspired to do my own: My vagina is like Broken...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:41:00 PST |
For your aMUSEment |
This is a slightly extended, less polished version of an article that appeared in the last issue of Oyster. I had to change the story proper, but I enjoy the ambiguity of this one... The muse is a co...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST |
Less on? |
It's a hectic learning curve, like someone just hands me this fucking guitar and says: "Hey Alyx, we want you to play something that isn't Come As You Are", and I'm like "fuck! Man, how can I do anyth...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:41:00 PST |
Fly away home. |
I get home from a walk around my suburb (lovely but a matter for a different blog post), sit down and feel some discomfort around my left buttocks. I pull my knickers aside in order the remove that of...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:33:00 PST |
A note to Fauxhemain Rhapsody |
MOST PEOPLE WHO BOTHER with the matter at all would admit that the English language is in a bad way, but it is generally assumed that we cannot by conscious action do anything about it. Our civilizati...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:14:00 PST |
Bugged out, right? |
"You hang up first"
"No, you hang up first!"
"No! You hang up first"
A sigh. Frustration born of tedium.
"Why do we have to play this again?"
"It makes me happy."
"I know plenty of other things we cou...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST |
The faux-hoe guide to underage girls and lame joke songs |
So, this started as a vent about a traumatising event, and ended as a joke song about a fictional couple. Let's just hope Red Gum don't sue me for simultaneously defiling Australian culture and plagia...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST |
An open, irate letter to Beth Ditto |
Dear Beth Ditto,
Let me start this by saying that I think you're an amazing singer and your songs are catchy as hell. But I also think you're wrong, not in that "ugh! She's just wrong" sense that sugg...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST |
In which she learns first hand what "Nazi Halo" is about |
I always assumed that remaining single was as effective a guard against breaking up as abstinence is against STDs, but in this crazy world, it seems that you can contract diseases from toilette seats,...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST |
Fauxhemian Rhapsody, a user's guide |
On Thursday night, as three of my few remaining single cohorts scored in one fell swoop, I was once again confronted with the reality of my own romantic situation (it's a reality I'm confronted with...
Posted by fauxhemian rhapsody on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST |
