I like drinking, smoking (although i'm trying to quit.....and doing quite well), going to gigs, drinking at gigs, partying hard, drinking at parties, Polish Vodka, Stella, Stowfords, Thatchers, not working, watching TV, watching films, occassionallly making films, Skateboarding (when i can be fucked....watching people better than me is alot easier!!) Mein kampf, Violence (as long as no-one i care about is involved....well, unless they're winning), car crashes (although crashing your car sucks..*see pictures*), the internet (as a time waster), fried breakfasts, steak..... infact meat in general... animals (they're delicious), cheese with salad cream and salt n vinegar crisp sandwiches (comfort food!!), Crispy Duck Pizza's (thankyou Jen) Capitalism (fuck it, it works.... Communism or socialism, whatever, doesn't) Football, Rugby, UFC, Wrestling (only the flippy shit and the stuff that looks like it actaully hurts) Porn, Metal, Hardcore (with guitars not sythes), hip-hop, jazz (live), eastern european women, asian women, hispanic women, Latino women....Um.... Just Hot Women i guess, New York!! (I left my Heart on the L train to Brooklyn), Bristol, London (although driving in London sucks), England and generally being english, My Lazy Cat Odie(that i run over with my car :( ) My Crippled Dog Pheobe (who's a incontinant slut), my partially sighted, Deaf dog dylan...(whos dead but i still love him!!).
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I'd like to meet:
Your Mum!!....or may be your sister.....then You obviously.
No seriously.... check my interests, if you're into any of that shit, i'd probably like you.... and i'm awesome so i know you'll love me...... its just my mates who are cunts!! *but i wouldn't change 'em for the world!!!......(but maybe for money..... any offers)*
Music:
In terms of Hip-hop (ish) stuff: Necro, Non Phixion, Cage, The Arsonists, Ozomatli, Pharoah Mounch, Ill Bill, El-P, Company Flow, Symbiote Clone, MC Killer quim, Atmosphere, Jedi Mind tricks, Wigganomitry, Foreign Beggers, Klashnekoff, J5, Cypress Hill, Wu-Tang, Immortal Technique, Skinnyman, Taskforce, Aesop Rock, Mobb Deep, Saian supa Crew, RJD2, DJ Shadow
In terms of Heavy (ish) stuff: Snot, Crowbar, Rhapsody, Manowar, Lost Horizon, everytime i die,
Shadow-law, Hammerfall, Nailstorm (RIP), At the gates, The Haunted, Children of Bodom, Unearth, Carnal forge, GORE, Inflames, Taking Names, the Black Dahlia Murder, Knuckledust,
Phallicide, Decimate,
Baysix, killswitch engage, Pantera (rip), Mea Culpa, GAy, Dragonforce, Voice of Dissent, Neurosis, Soilent Green, Dying fetus,
Necrophagist, Avenged Sevenfold, I.K.J.D. Swallowcore, Robotic Menstral Discharge, Down, Pig Destroyer, Exit Wound, Testiment, Burning Skies, Sightless Riot!!
Other stuff i like: Tower of Power, Jamiroquai, Richard Cheese, Micheal Jackson, Justin Timberlake (you fuckin Knows it), Frank Zappa, the Orange Organics (RIP), THE HOFF, Prince, The Rat Pack, Extreme,
I also like Grindcore, sludge and DOOOOM!!!
*NB. That was an excuse to put up that video because everyone should have a Gir!!* (but i do actually like DOOM)
Movies:
I'm a big fan of movies, its kinda my thing. if i was to list my all time favorite films, they would be (in no particular order)...
*this used to be much longer but i decided to edit it down coz i annoyed me*
The Godfather Trilogy and Gangster films like Goodfellas, most other Scorsese films, Breakfast Club and other cheesy 80's films, City of God(/Good) The Matrix (the first one!) Dragnet, Back to the future Trilogy, Shawn of the Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Tarentino Films, Luc Besson Films, Apokolypse now, Shawshank Redemption, Big Fish (beautiful film!!), Ed Wood (Tim burtons best) the other tim burton films inc. Batman 1&2, Falling Down. Death to Smoochie, American History X, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Forrest Gump, Scarface, The Croupier, Buffalo Soldiers (War is hell but peace if fucking boring!!!), Withnail & I, Top Gun (...fuck you hater, cinematic gold right there) The Evil Dead Trilogy, Battle Royale, Brother, Bad Cop....Beat Takeshi Kitano productions then. LA Confidential, Amilie (Beautiful Film), Ghost Dog, The Boiler Room (act as if...), Anything with Bill Murray in Pretty much, True Romance (this is one way my love story will be), Garden State (This is the other way), Fightclub, The Usual Suspects, The Die Hard Trilogy,
COMMANDO (Let off some steam Bennet!), Short Curcuit 1&2, This Bill & Ted Films, Whats eating Gilbert Grape? (d'caprios best ever performance) Lock Stock, Snatch, Escape From New York, This is Spinal Tap
There are more...wanna know just ask me innit!!
Television:
Spaced, the simpsons, Family Guy, Monkeydust, Southpark, The Sopranos. Eastenders, Pimp my Ride (although Westwood is on my list of "People who i'd punch in the face if i saw them walking down the street"). Viva La Bam. Roots. Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Lost, Top Gear, Hollyoaks (but only the sunday morning omnibus) Malcom in the Middle, That 70's Show, Red Dwarf, the Fast Show. Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Film 2005...and Las Vegas!!!
However what i really want is for them to make a TV show where Ray Mears and Steve Irwin join forces and go off in the wilderness together teasing reptiles and starting fires.... thats a ratings winner right there.
*Alas my dreams have been dashed by a stingray barb through the heart!! Jambo Mr Irwin, Jambo.*
Books:
innovation catalogs.... robert rankin and hunter s. thompson.
Heroes:
Me.... Ray Mears, Richard Cheese, Arnie, mike strutter
...also MAX POWER!!!!
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