"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we re trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control."
-deep thoughts by Jack Handy
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Led Zeppelin, Buena Vista Social Club, Van Morrison, Michael Jackson, Pink Floyd, Gotan, Rolling Stones, Seu Jorge, Paul Oakenfold, Felix da Housecat, Snoop Doggy Dog, the roots, George Clinton and P funk, chad, Tower of Power, The String Cheese Incident, Bob Marley, and Ziggy Marley, Ani Difranco, Sublime, Nirvana, Fisherspooner, Neil Young, Cat Stevens, Dire Straits
Royal Tennebaums, Bottle Rockets, Amelie, Life, The Cider House Rules, Bridget Jones' Diary, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Roman Holiday, My Cousin Vinny, Harry Potter (sad but true), Blow, Super Troopers, Dumb and Dumber, Willow (McFarland Pride!!)
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room.
East of Eden, The Sun also Rises, On the Road, The Handmaid's tale, A Widow for one year, A prayer for Owen Meany, The Grapes of Wrath, Blindness, There's a Hole in the Attic, Calvin and Hobbes