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Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

 

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JUST A STORY

John said, "Why don't you call me back when you get to the point?"Angela hung up the phone and cursed his voice while vowing never to talk to him again.That was a hour ago and now she's sitting on his...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:30:00 GMT

Now you know what it feels like to be loved

It hasn't been that longbut it feels like foreversince we sat and sharedstoriesdrinkssmiles and"I love you too"It was each day that i would wake upnot being able to wait until the weekend.the weekends...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:10:00 GMT

THE BAD, THE BAD, THE GOOD

  this is not to you&         the truth can change if the man can change         if he cannot  his growth will become marred with disorder&...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:25:00 GMT

She Wasn’t Much, Meaning She Was A Whole Lot

Cancel the orderI don't want your love.The rain on the windshieldhas me realizing I just wanted one shownot the whole circus.Now this lion laughs with alittle more certainly.And if you don't want to d...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 15:36:00 GMT

12:12 PM

77 degrees a slight chance of rain doing magic tricks with responsibility making it dissappear. in the summertime the women wear more flesh than clothes and i'm more aware of their existence. and i en...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:47:00 GMT

TOO BAD FOR THEM

On the TV some men are arguing. Politics. One is getting red in the face the other has a smartass smirk on his. Neither of them have ever been in bed with death and neither of them have ever cared muc...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:46:00 GMT

CALLED OUT

I've called out of work the last two days. I'm going to get fired Soon. I won't mind. My girlfriend will. My stomach will. My parents will. My landlord will. The government will. The bill collectors w...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:44:00 GMT