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Hey Mikey, He Likes It!

When You Got What I Got....Who Needs Air

About Me

Time for a revision on this section. It's been far too long.

I'm Mike. I'm your typical 20 year old college boy. I'm a sarcastic bastard. I love my friends. I tend to write in short phrases. I correct my spelling online. I'm an English Major and I'm not really sure what I'm going to do with that later on in life. I've been told I'm so emo it hurts. I smacked them. If I could marry music I would. I'm shy when you first meet me. It's not you, it's me (Don't you hate that line?) I have a slight obsession with MySpace, driving, illegally downloading music, and caffeine. Puppies make me happy. I've always wanted to kiss in the rain/snow/some form of precipitation. I'm happy, I'm sad, I'm random as fuck and I love alcohol (but I'm not an alcoholic).

I AM NOT SINGLE. Don't bother messaging me that you think I'm hot/that you want to chat and see where it goes/that we should meet up. He will kick your ass if I don't do it first.

Love me or hate me, I'm me. If you don't like it, get over it :) And if you actually feel like speaking with me you need to send a short message requesting some form of contact (ie AIM screenname, I'm always on)

THIS MAKES ME LAUGH I am 95% Promiscuous.
.. I am never satisfied. I spend most of the time getting some or figuring out how to get some. It's why we were put here. Something that feels that good should done often and for long periods of time. Take the
Promiscuous Test
@ FualiDotCom

I'm So Emo It Hurts... I am 85% Emo.
.. Holy gee whilikers... I am as emo as it gets... I will try to cheer the heck up and stop wiping my nose on my sweater... Take the
Emo Test
@ FualiDotCom

"Why? What are we going to do tonight, Brain?" "The same thing we do everynight Pinky. TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"I am 83% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom


You're a Perfect Kiss. You and your best friend
are a little more than friends now aren't
you...? hehe
What kind of Hot Boy Kiss are you??
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My Interests

Driving in the back of pick-up trucks illegally. Breaking into spontaneous song and dance in the middle of a city. Sitting in Starbucks and people watching for hours upon end. Sleeping every once in a blue moon. Writing witty banter that makes absolutely no sense. Performing on stage. Randomly traveling to Northampton at 11 at night and not getting home until 8 the next morning. Cuddling up with someone that I can't get out of my heart. Kissing boys. Making a new life for myself, preferably one that will allow me to be happy in the future. Spending large sums of money on things that I don't need yet still have the urge to purchase (ie clothes) Illegally downloading music (shh! don't tell, it's a secret) Spending time with my friends because they're the most important thing to me in this world. Talking till 6 in the morning on AIM because I have nothing better to do. Finding a ten-step program or a patch for this MySpace addiction. Eating lunch at Panera because you can somehow always manage to find a tree to take root in your throat while eating salad...Being myself, regardless of whatever that means.

I'd like to meet:

God, but since that's not gonna happen for a while (hopefully) I'd like to meet anyone who has a mind and isn't afraid to use it. Someone who isn't afraid to show emotion and affection towards another human being. Who can stand on the top of a car at 2 am and shout at the top of their lungs that they love someone. Someone who can be spontaneous and not be afraid of the consequences. Someone who can hold me and I can hold and know that at that particular moment everything in both our worlds are alright. Someone who can take me for who I am and not want me to change. Someone that can fall in love and not be afraid of it. A passion for life, devotion to love, and the ability to think for yourself. And looking kinda cute doesn't hurt, either. Luckily, I found that person. But if you don't mind friends, I'm pretty nice to have around. Just don't try getting in my pants :)

Music:

Death Cab For Cutie, Something Corporate, The Ataris, Kelly Clarkson, The Decemberists, Guster, Sigur Rós, Nada Surf, Snow Patrol, Imogen Heap, Joshua Radin, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Amber Pacific, Jimmy Eat World, Sia, Regina Spektor, Ani, Dashboard Confessional, Lifehouse, The Arcade Fire, The Fold, The Fray, hellogoodbye, Howie Day, Turin Brakes, Josh Grobin, Ingram Hill, Relient K, quietdrive, Raining Gray, Brand New, Mae, A Perfect Circle, Tool, NIN, Yellowcard, The Spill Canvas, Motion City Soundtrack, Melissa Etheridge

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, LotR Trilogy, Mean Girls, Memento, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Notebook, Donnie Darko

Television:

Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Food Network, Law & Order, Queer As Folk, Six Feet Under, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Drawn Together, Lost, Psych, Friends, Will & Grace, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Dr. Who, Coupling

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, The Eyre Affair, Harry Potter (I'm a dork, leave me be) I wish I had more time for leisurely reading.

Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Heroes:

If you aren't afraid to be who you are then I admire you wholeheartedly.

My Blog

Soundtrack

So I've been talking to someone for a few years. He means the world to me and I don't know what I'd do if I lost him. After conversing for a bit tonight we were discussing soundtracks to our lives. Hi...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 09:15:00 PST

::digs up poetry from LiveJournal::

Fallen Angel I never wanted to let go of what I hadBut this feeling inside grew too greatMy heart, once filled with loveIs now consumed by hateEvery time I gaze at your faceAll I can feel is a burden ...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:46:00 PST

You Don't Wear My Chains....

I'm in one of those moods. You know, where I hate everything and just wish I could start all over. Those are my favorite. It's when I am most likely to find a bottle of Absolut and drown myself. Thank...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:35:00 PST

I'm Going Under

Just to please Ryan I'm posting a new blog. ::cough:: NEW BLOG Now that I've gotten that out of the way I have to get back to reviewing. I have my British Lit Midterm in approximately 28 minutes. ...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:05:00 PST

I'm So Weak And Powerless Over You

So it's Saturday afternoon (god that's an awful phrase). The weekend is half over. And yet somehow this weekend has blown more than a cheap French whore. Thursday Thursday was actually very enjoyable...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 11:18:00 PST

We're Waiting On Something That Will Never Come

Straylight Run makes me happy. Yup. I love them (except Michelle Nolan...she can die in a fire) It takes more time than I've ever had, Drains the life from me, Makes me want to forget, As young as I ...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:03:00 PST

They'll Never Hurt You Like I Do

You know when you want to put Konstantine lyrics in your profile/away message you google it. And you get all the usual lyric websites. And you copy and paste the segments you want to show off to the w...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:42:00 PST

It's 4:30...Guess What I Just Finished

Just because the average woman couldnt pick up a broad sword and hack a man's head off his shoulders doesnt mean she couldnt rule the world. Lower-class women in medieval society were generally reg...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 01:25:00 PST

I Hate That You Need Subjects

One page down...four more to go... Number of hours of sleep I'll most likely get - 4
Posted by GarageBandKing on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:15:00 PST

'Cause Feelings Mean Nothing Now

I don't know anymore. How often have I said this? It seems to be a a pattern in my life. Good things happen. High point in my life. Bad shit happens when everything seems too good to be true and my li...
Posted by GarageBandKing on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 07:32:00 PST