Ten Thougts to Ponder |
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see ...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:59:00 PST |
CHECK OUT STAXX |
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST |
funny shit |
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST |
fairy tale |
This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading aslittle girls!Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplat...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:23:00 PST |
a virgin's nightmare |
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday nightand have dinner with her parents. Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and m...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST |
ex-convict |
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisse...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST |
jesse jackson |
Jesse Jackson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know >what to do here" says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no roo...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST |
irish priest |
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in t...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:39:00 PST |
friends |
met you as a stranger,took you as a friend,hope we meet in heaven where friendship never ends
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST |
fun at wally-world |
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make...
Posted by ♥ Kels ♥ on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:48:00 PST |
