Chriskabob ™ {The Shaman Of Sexy}

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Well about me.....I'm......me!I'm nice,mean,funny,perverted,sexual,happy,sad,angry,tollerant,s ocial,anti-social,non-prejudice(i fuckn hate everyone the same...i'm an equal opportunity hater)i'm a sagitarious,i'm the life of the party,cute,arrogant,i start shit,i finish shit,i procrastinate,i yell,i scream,i laugh,i've even cried,try to be honest,i'm human,i make mistakes,i play sports,i drive,hike,run,and walk,i masterbate,i spit,i giggle,i read,i listen to music,i write,i surf the net,i've surfed(but suck at it.........i'd be better but some FUCKER stole my board!!!!),i suck at a lot of things,yet i'm good at a lot of things,i dont take shit(yet sometimes i do),i give people shit,i work hard and i'm lazy,trying to learn how to play guitar(i'm a rock and roll star without a band),i sneeze,i pee,i burp,i eat,drink,i drink booze,i love beer,i smoke(trying to quit....there's some rumor flying around that it causes cancer),i've smoked pot(or would if "The boss" wasn't on my back),i back off,i get in your face,i'll talk,i'll shut-up,i'm sometimes depressed,im usually happy,i'm almost always content,i like to cuddle,i pace and pace and pace,i play,i play nice,i play mean,i'll prank you,i'll talk to you,i'll console you,i'll put you in your place,i'll be there for you,i'll back off and give you space,i like movies,music,and Tv and my playstaion 2,i hate guns,i like pills,i'm a hypocrite,i'll do what i'm told,or maybe i'll just disobey you,i'm there for my friends when they need me,i'll treat you how you treat me,i like cereal(actually i FUCKING LOVE cereal),peanut butter,blueberry muffins,fire works,chocolate raspberry coffee,cheap cars,cheap jokes,dirty jokes,racial jokes(no...doesn't make me prejudice),silly jokes,comics,i LOVE to go sign stealing(CHRISTOPHER-When the f*ck are you going to grow up?I love you grambo),i like my cat,maybe i like your girl-friend,maybe i hate your boyfriend,maybe i cant stand you.I THINK WHOEVER IS READN THIS IS STARTN TO GET THE DRIFT.I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIPE ME IS AS A REAL LIFE OXY-MORON. I'M JUST ME FROM DAY TO DAY.SOME PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT AND SOME DONT.OH WELL.....NOBODY'S PERFECT!!!! Well Natalie Portman is but we wont go there.