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Sean

Now with 33% more Farsi translations

About Me

Hi my name is Sean. I'm a 23 year old heterosexual male who likes to eat, sleep, drink TV, watch Pepsi, and sometimes I'll even go to work! More information can be requested on my Myspace page, which is here, where you're at now.

Also, why not check out my siteblog nosebleed.info for some free cake!Anyway, if you want to talk, send me a message, add me as a friend, , throw a pie in my face. whatever! I want to meet new people and old friends, and old people and new friends.Also, I'm hungry.

My Interests

INTERNETS

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes me and will give me candy.Also, you have to agree with everything I say. EVERYTHING!

Music:

I only like REM or Pearl Jam

Movies:

PORN and RIGHT-WING PROPAGANDA

Television:

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin both landed on the moon, where they both proceeded to rape all the moon people. This is a disgrace you will not hear about on CBS.

Books:

I don't know where to plug them in!

Heroes:

Abe Vigoda, George Costanza, Me

My Blog

Apps?

What's with these apps? Is myspace trying to be like facebook?Apps, by the way, are the one thing which I think ruined facebook...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:14:00 PST

OK, I think I’ve had enough

OK WTF is everyone’s problem lately? It seems just about anybody I talk to in the past few days has some kind of attitude or problem with me. Is it me? Do I smell bad? I’m not your punchin...
Posted by Sean on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

Fun?

Give it a shot...see what happens   Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll say something ...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:25:00 PST

Oops

Hi fans of me,I somehow accidentally set the friend requests to require e-mail / last name... perhaps in a fury to stop all the fake spammers and/or camwhores from trying to add me as their friends an...
Posted by Sean on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:02:00 PST

New blog post

OK, so I posted a new blog which pretty much has useless stuff. But I thought I'd post it here since I don't post here, so I am. So ha. So.... I hate myself.Blog Post I was just talking about...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST

A new blog for no reason

    Well, here's a blog post although I don't ever bother with this blog anymore... or even my real blog for that matter because there's NOTHING really significant going on in my life n...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

Heyo

Wow, so it's been a long time since I posted one of these blog thingies.I hope everyone out there is well, and things are non-sucky for you.
Posted by Sean on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:24:00 PST

Stomach bugs are awesome...

...especially when they cause you to be unable to sleep at night.:(
Posted by Sean on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST

Dude, what's up with the generic thing, dude?

    So I get asked alot on the street, "Dude, what's up with the generic thing, dude?" Then i scream at that person and give them a serious beating. Which is kind of mean, because not ...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:25:00 PST

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

Jack Cafferty of CNN attempts to find out...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f391d03c0b
Posted by Sean on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:20:00 PST