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the earl of slander

i don't own a camera, so i travel with a police sketch artist.

About Me

my head is a fucking machine gun.
i destroy everything i put my eyes on.

bgd productions .
bits and pieces .

My Interests

reading.
writing.
drumming like a robot.

I'd like to meet:

i hate everyone.

Music:

GRINDcore.

Movies:

IT'LL CLEAR UP BY MORNING.. ....

Television:

metalocalypse.

Books:

h.p. lovecraft, stephen king, richard matheson.

Heroes:


My Blog

napalm & silly putty.

i make fun of people who are religious, because i think they're fundamentally weak. but i want you to know that on a personal level, when it comes to believing in God, i tried. i really, really tried....
Posted by the un-man. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:10:00 PST

existence: over.

you are all you have in the end so be happy with you.
Posted by the un-man. on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:37:00 PST

unintelligent design.

job for a cowboy and animosity are the same fucking band. and they suck.these are the bands that emo kids listen to because they want more credibility. so they stick this shit in and punch the air w...
Posted by the un-man. on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:47:00 PST

love and hate.

satanism represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.you cannot love everyone, it is ridiculous to think you can. if you love everyone and everything you lose your ...
Posted by the un-man. on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:26:00 PST

fixational delusions.

my life is predictably mundane lately. i work like 5 hours a week cuz my job is so fucking far away.we haven't filmed shit in a couple weeks. i'm stuck on this really good idea...but my brain is clo...
Posted by the un-man. on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:07:00 PST

jesus, the greatest lying mouth of all time.

92% of americans believe in god. what a depressing statistic. long live the free-thinking 8% of america!
Posted by the un-man. on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:48:00 PST

the marijuana convictions.

i wish that i could smoke the weed at the turning of the century.from what i have read, in early 1900's immigrants would smoke,then go habitually insane.resort to a life of crime or violent rapes.assa...
Posted by the un-man. on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 02:56:00 PST

stillborn jesus?

god damn bits and pieces is too fucking good. listen to them.
Posted by the un-man. on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:35:00 PST

xmas came early this year.

i don't want any presents, i just want her, close to me. why do i have to live across the country?
Posted by the un-man. on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:06:00 PST

if you do heroin you deserve to be dead.

it's the truth. if you're thinking about trying heroin you may as well just shoot yourself in the face and get it over with. idiots.
Posted by the un-man. on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:43:00 PST