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Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris

Lifeisadisease.Sexuallytransmitted.Andalwaysfatal.

About Me

I hope to find some young woman to beat me into a pulp of love. I'm the classic example of anice guy that never gets any action. Ladies be honest and tell it like it is.

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My Interests

Music, Anime, Manga, Movies, Nature, Reading, theatre etc.

I'd like to meet:

Picard. He is THE MAN. Crow T robot from MST3k Various gorgeous actresses that wouldn't touch me with a 20 foot pole.

Music:

Radiohead, Pink floyd, Mars Volta, Rapture, Sublime, Primus, Manu Chao, Estradasphere, Beatles, Tom Petty, Oysterhead, Phish, Mechwarrior soundtrack, King Crimson, Tool, At the drive in, Queen, Queens of the stoneage, desert sessions. Asop rock, Rjd2, Beck, Polyphonic spree, Bethoven, Chopan, Chicofski, Socials, Broken social Scene, Azul, No op-sys, violent fems, cake, 3rd eye blind, gorillaz, Gnarls, White Stripes, Manson, Joe Walsh, Jamiroquai. I'd go on more but there are pages. Think eclectic.

Movies:

Any a-B horror movie, Fight club, shawshank redemption, the ussual suspects, High fidelity,Warner herzog films, Dr. stranglelove, Brazil, manchurian candidate, Eurotrip, monty python movies, the last wave, Oldboy, A Clockwork orange, the list goes on.

Television:

Macgyver, TNG, MXC, any movie, Comedy central, spike, cartoon network. Really whatever is on at 4:30 am aside from infomercials.

Books:

Frank Hurbert's Dune series, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicals, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. just to name a couple favorites.

Heroes:

Great Teacher Onizuka. Yes Shikamaru! He is the coolest ninja with no ambition... much like myself. If you have not seen any anime you are MISSING OUT. Crow T robot from MST3k

My Blog

Camping all up in Oregon

Hey guys, Ive been out of contact for a while but I'm now back at school with a internet connection. Here are some pictures of my travels about oregonLA at nightLA skiesLA freewaysWhalesheadNatural br...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:24:00 PST

Building SHIT

Hello. This is the semifinal version of the set I'm working on this quarter. Its  Romeo and Juliet with a arabic feel to it. Making it was fucking awesome.This is part of the scene shop. Fun with...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:05:00 PST

Peter La Floure is a genius

Peter La Floure from the movie Dodgeball who explains my outtake on life:-Mrs Veetch-I'm curious. Is it strictly apathy,or do you really not have a goal in life?-Peter-I found that if you have a goal,...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

LA Trippin

Hello. here are dem picsUndoubtedly Jeff is a RockstarMy favorite place to chillChris rocks TOOIn the action of kicking some string vibration assDont fondle Chris! You have a girlfriendBlurredThanks f...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:01:00 PST

Picard baby!!!

Your results:You are Jean-Luc Picard..>..>Jean-Luc Picard 80%An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 75%Mr. Sulu 50%Data 48%Geordi LaForge 45%Worf 45%Will Riker 45%Leonard McCoy (Bones) 45%Uhura 40%Spock 3...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

When Japanese do Metal

Oh YEAH!!!...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

Snow day excludes tech :(

School was closed Thursday of this week due to a large snow storm that hit town carpeting the land in snow. Even my car is cold. She couldn't even get out of her parking spot.Even though classes were ...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST

Valentine's day is a reminder!

Yes Valentine's Day is soon aproaching, a good kick in the ribs for all the singles out there. Yes this would be my 21st consecutive valentine's day without a girlfriend or anyone to celebrate. Depres...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:30:00 PST

Favorite Animals

Hello everybody ! This blog is about everyones favorite animals. Most people choose something cute and cuddly. But here is some footage of mine. Cuttlefish are by far the coolest ani...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

Campus pictures.

Hey everyone, here are some of my probably not long awaited pictures of my dorm. Enjoy Yeah, I live in the corner. This is my dorm room I think I might invest in a flatscreen monitor Like th...
Posted by Sarcastic & Sardonic Chris on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST