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Michael

Funny but with a hint of melancholy

About Me

If you really want to know just hit me up, and if your lucky I might respond.....unless you're a dude.

My 2 cents
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY THE COVER....


Conflicts have two sides.
Take the time to listen to the otherside for a second.


My Interests

Music is a religon, sex is the best form of exercise but sports are fun to ;) , books are mental situlation (tough to get through when the ADD takes over), TV is the tool the government uses to control the minds of the masses, the Internet can tell you the things "they" don't want you to know or a great source of porn (you know whatever floats your boat), and my family members are my best friends, so with all this going on I just sit back relax play w/ my Pomeranian (Rocky, the cute fuzzy thing a few sections down), hang with my family and friends, enjoy the herbal ecstasy, and munch on girl scout cookies (SOMOA'S).I like to travel even though I rarely do it. Anything to get out of LA for a while. I like to go ATV-ing, paint balling, LOVE TO PLAY POOL, going to a bar with friends, hanging out at Nic's Martini Lounge, seeing The Spazzmatics on Sunday and Metal Skool on Mondays. I like going to see concerts, mostly I enjoy the company of good people. Spontaneous decisions are fun. Anyone that enjoys the following: playing in the snow, joints, beer, cheese sticks, football, baking under the sun, penguins, dolphins, pandas, finger painting, making out, trivia, kickball, NPR, KPFK, KXLU, Howard Stern, cartoons, laughing, cigars, whiskey, laser tag, and books
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I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET THIS KID, OR AT LEAST HIS PARENTS.See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Music:

311
A Perfect Circle
AC/DC
Aesop Rock
A.i.
AFI
Air
Al Green
Alice in Chains
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Aphex Twin
At the Drive-In
Audioslave
Autolux
Beck
Billie Holiday
Bjork
Black Flag
Black Sabbath
Bloc Party
Blue Öyster Cult
Bob Dylan
Buckethead
CAN
Converge
Cornelius
Cream
Cunninlynguists
Cut Copy
Cypress Hill
D12
Dane Cook (not music but he's a funny mother fucker)
Dangermouse
Dave Brubeck
David Bowie
Dead Kennedys
Dean Martin
Death Cab for Cutie
Death From Above 1979
Def Leppard
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Desert Sessions
DJ Shadow
Dr. Dre
Dredg
Drive Like Jehu
Duran Duran
Eagles Of Death Metal
Earlimart
Elliott Smith
Elton John
Eminem
Explosions in the Sky
Fair To Midland
Faith No More
Fiona Apple
Fleetwood Mac
Fort Minor
Frank Sinatra
Frank Zappa
Fugazi
Funkadelic
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Guns N Rose
Helmet
Hot Snakes
Inara George
Incubus
Interpo
Jack Johnson
James Brown
Jeff Buckley
Jimi Hendrix
John Coltrane
John Lennon
Journey
Joy Division
Jurassic 5
Kanye West
Kyuss
Lali Puna
Led Zeppelin
Lou Reed
Louis Armstrong
Loveage
Mastodon
Metallica
Metric
Miles Davis
Ministry
Mötley Crüe
Mr. Bungle
Muse
My Bloody Valentine
N.W.A
Nas
Nathaniel's Endeavors
Neil Young
Nick Drake
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
Nouvelle Vague
OutKast
Ozzy Osbourne
P. Diddy
Pearl Jam
Pete Yorn
Phoenix
Pink Floyd
PJ Harvey
Portishead
Prince
Primus
Queens Of The Stone Age
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Reeve Carney
REM
Rise Agains
Rjd2
Roxy Music
Secret Chiefs 3
Sepultura
Sigur Ros
Snoop Dogg
Snot
Social Distortion
Sonic Youth
Soundgarden
Stereolab
Stevie Wonder
Stone Temple Pilots
Sublime
System of a Down
T. Rex
Talk Talk
Talking Heads
Taproot
Team Sleep
Tenacious D
Thelonious Monk
The Beatles
The Black Crowes
The Blood Brothers
The Clash
The Cure
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Doors
The Flaming Lips
The Kinks
The Mars Volta
The Misfits
The Moody Blues
The Police
The Polyphonic Spree
The Ramones
The Rolling Stones
The Sex Pistols
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Smiths
The Stooges
The Velvet Underground
The White Stripes
The Who
Tom Waits
Tomahawk
Tool
U2
Van Halen
Weezer
Wires On Fire
Wu-Tang Clan
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

You know I'm not so into movies but I do have a few favorites I can always watch.

Ararat
The Godfather (of course)
Scarface
The Goonies
My Blue Heaven
Fight Club
Natural Born Killers
The Big Lebowski
Anything done by Michael Moore
Team America World Police
Super Troopers
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Deuce Bigalow
Jackass The Movie
Anything by Quentin Tarantino
Old School
How High
Half Baked
Training Day
Rocky's 1-4 (I don't count 5 as part of the Rocky series)
Snatch
Star Wars (pre-1990's)
The Usual Suspects
Finding Forrester
Full Metal Jacket
There's probably some I can't think of.....

Television:

Its a Violent Pornography choking chicks and sodomy, the kind of shit you get on your tv.I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I'm the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate youI may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out From your TV setYou will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are soldThat's right, folks . . . Don't touch that dial

Books:

THE ALCHEMIST, ANIMAL FARM, Fahrenheit 451, MICE AND MEN, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MUSIC BUSINESS, MILES (AUTOBIOGRAPHY), REAL FRANK ZAPPA BOOK (AUTOBIOGRAPHY), ANYTHING BY MICHAEL MOORE, THE PEOPLES HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES (HOWARD ZINN), THE GIVING TREE, CAT IN THE HAT, AND THE GRINCH.

Heroes:

Rocky and Stephan Haytayan......role models for life

My Blog

WHERE IS OUR JOHN LENNON?!!! NOMINATIONS WELCOME

Where is this generation's John Lennon when you need him? By Natural Born Leader"All that we're saying is give peace a chance." Those simple words, uttered by legendary recording artist and activist J...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

DEAR LIFE

Thanks for being good to me.... I don't know what I have done to deserve it.  My biggest hassle or stuggle in life is school and the work that comes with attending one. But I am fo...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

TIME WOUNDS ALL HEALS

This is a statement from a mans heart.  The way he sees our society today.  The way he sees our society can improve itself today.  Read it, and think about it, before its too fucking la...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST

YOU CAN ONLY TALK TO ME AFTER YOU READ THIS

One thing that bugs me is that people want privacy on the internet. I mean, come on.....if you really want privacy the last place you should be is on the internet! This is the World Wide Web ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

HELP SPREAD THE TRUTH

This stuff speaks for itself.First we have computer programmer Clinton Curtis testifying that Congressman Tom Feeney hired him to prepare vote-rigging software. 12 MinutesClick to watch the video.A...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:22:00 PST

Happy New Year........said the Penguin

Fist off I want to thank Dredg for letting me be their penguin.  It was an honor.  I LOVE Dredg and I LOVE penguins so it was truely a special night.  Also I want to the Avo and Ara for...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:11:00 PST

I can't prove it but I can say it

1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the TwinTowers in 1993) has 11 letters.4) George W Bush has 11 letters.This could ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:44:00 PST

UNDERSTANDING OIL

IF YOU THINK THAT THIS ESSAY IS SUPPORTING TERRORISM YOUR FUCKING STUPID PEROID! Understanding Oil By Serj Tankian 9/13/2001 The brutal attacks/bombings this week in New York, and Washington D.C., al...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 11:22:00 PST

Doing the Volta

For those of you that have witnessed this breath-taking dance as preformed by Shant (aka Rukus) first hand you know that the moves that that man has the ability of doing are un-matched by anyone excep...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:30:00 PST

I WISH MY LIFE WAS THIS GOOD

The Perfect Day for Him6:00 Alarm6:15 Blow job6:30 Massive satisfying sh*t while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 03:47:00 PST