WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA? |
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and point to America.
Maria: Is it here?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria did!
HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY:)...
Posted by KenADVERB on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:47:00 PST |
GOD IS WATCHING! |
All the children at a Catholic elementary school were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray piled full of apples. A nun had written the following n...
Posted by KenADVERB on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:25:00 PST |
WORKSHOP ON SAT, 11/03, 12:30PM |
Dance Classes @ New Light ChurchSaturday, November 3 2007, 12:30-3:30PM1020 Kenneth RoadGlendale, CAClasses will be taught as follows:12:30-1:30PM - LOCKING w/ Ken "Adverb" Saw 1:30-2:3...
Posted by KenADVERB on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST |
ILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT! |
Posted by KenADVERB on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST |
WORKSHOP ON FRI, 09/07, 7PM |
All,
I'll be teaching a dance class this Friday night (September 7, 7PM) for Josie Say, as she's running the Nike Women's Half-Marathon on October 21 to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Do...
Posted by KenADVERB on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:37:00 PST |
WET PANTS. |
A nine-year-old boy was sitting at his desk in third grade when all of a sudden, the front of his pants are wet & there's a puddle between his feet. It's never happened to him before, and he...
Posted by KenADVERB on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST |
TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN. |
Two thousand one, nine elevenThree thousand plus arrive in heavenAs they pass through the gate,Thousands more appear in waitA bearded man with stovepipe hatSteps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat"T...
Posted by KenADVERB on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST |
THE PREACHER. |
As an old preacher laid dying, he sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer to come over to his house. When they had both arrived, they were quietly ushered upstai...
Posted by KenADVERB on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:19:00 PST |
COMMEMORATIVE POST DEDICATED TO AALIYAH. |
Aaliyah was truly "One In A Million"... It's heartbreaking to have lost someone so special.
Still missing you like crazy, baby girl!
-kenny...
Posted by KenADVERB on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:32:00 PST |
TWO BOXES. |
I held two boxes in my handsThat god gave me to holdHe said, "Put all your sorrows in the black oneAnd all your joys in the gold"
So into each respective boxMy joys and sorrows I storedBut though the ...
Posted by KenADVERB on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST |
