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MY BACK GARDEN (Channel 4)
From "The House of Memory"
TWINKLEBUM UK
Hello Friend, you might have seen something by Twinklebum UK, in which case you will be one of the special people in on the secret that our films are really quite rubbish. Here are the films little Lee has made: The Edgware Walker (Channel 4); The House of Memory (Channel 4); Tales of the Creepy Crooked (Channel 4). Lee has also made some stuff for the really rubbish Channel 4 show "Raw Britannia". Heard of it? Exactly. And he also degraded himself by doing a couple of days writing for an Angus Deayton show from which he got the sack. Poor Lee!
Now listen up chum. You are one of the special people who know the secret that Twinklebum UK have made some really rubbish stuff. So don't tell anyone. It's just your and my secret and we're great pals. Say it. "We're great pals." Yes we are. Cheers pal. You're a pal.
Lee
LATEST CRAP:
Okay I've done some other rubbish. I did some voice for a cartoon that went on Channel 4 called, Modern Toss. This also featured people like Mackenzie Crook (The Office, the Pirates of the Caribbean), Paul Kaye (Dennis Pennis) and Doon Machicon (Smack the Pony, Brass Eye). No doubt they were also exhilirated to have Lee Kern involved (Two short, low budget documentaries - unseen - Channel 4).
After the exhiliration of a days work I went back to what I do best - being unemployed, slightly tired - and occasionally going to the post office.
I also did some acting for a Channel 4 film called Hallo Panda where I play a gorilla keeper called "Lee".
Finally, I'm currently making a series of mini-shorts to be broadcast in January titled, "Lee Kern's A-Z", which is about something or other.
I'm also working on my magnum opus (not an ice cream), an hour length film called, "October Mumbling By Lee Kern, A collection of films (Being the cuddy banks of Middlesex and Hertfordshire)...".
Good title, huh?
Ten quid says it's shit.
Oh yeah, there's some new pics on my website. (Sadly these are drawings and not the hot sex pics I get so consistently bombarded and requested for in my inbox).
Oh yeah, and fuck you Tom the MySpace guy.
Sitting there in your photo for a remedial class for idiots.
Toss-bag.
LOFTS (Channel 4)
From "The House of Memory"
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My Interests

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Music:

Busted, McFly, Charlie from Busted, Matt from Busted who drinks beer as it's reported in the Sun, the girl who wrote that song, "I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair". I think it was a very powerful piece of music and really kept in with the spirit of late sixties flower power and late seventies punk. Miss Dynamite's song, "Miss Dynamite". I liked it because she told us she was called "Miss Dynamite-tee-hee" and i think it's very important for song writers to first introduce themselves in a song so that we can feel comfortable and more at ease and that we know them. I DO NOT like albums where the band doesn't introduce themself in the first song. I also like the cover of "Miss Dynamite" Leonard Cohen did.

Movies:

www.twinklebum.co.uk

Television:

www.twinklebum.co.uk

Books:

Walt Whitman, William Carlos Williams, Hubert Selby Jr, Jack Kerouac, King David, Alan Ginsberg, Laurie Lee, Dylan Thomas, Aeschylus, Wordsworth, Mr Men, What a Mess, Where the Wild Things Are, William Burroughs, Chairman Mao's Book of Titty, Lamentations, Tales of the Edgware Ghost-ship, T.S. Eliot and Pound when i was younger, the Radio Times now that I am older, Desperate Dan, the Beano, Whizzer and Chips, Razzle and Readers Wives...

My Blog

WWW dot JACKANORIES dot COM

It’s been so long since i’ve written anything on MySpace. Do people "MySpace" anymore?For those of you who may be vaguely interested I’ve got various things going on and am making s...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:57:00 PST

Article in Guardian + other stuff

Hello tribe of Myspace - the original and most ferocious of tribes. Aside from the fact that i'm in love with each and every one of you and wish that we could all get collectively married and live to...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST

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...a fire of brains...all they had to fuel themselves and to heat themselves up was a fire of brains...they threw a couple more brains on the fire...it flared up a little.....if they could make it thr...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:04:00 PST

Rainbow Paper

Alright hardcore MySpace people, how the hell are you? We should all meet up and play quazar or something. So what's new? I have a headache. I also have cleaning products so i can clean my bathroo...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST

Drunken writing part II

I have never really written drunk. I'm actually quite committed when i get down to it. I can't listen to music when writing (or editing a film for example) as it creates a rhythm that fucks up the r...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST

Drunken writing

It's one thirty am. I've finished my film but cos all my friends have real jobs i have no-one to celebrate with. So i've got pissed up and have been listening to music. I had a couple of beers but ...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:44:00 PST

Monkey Tennis at Edinburgh

You are all officially invited to the following event, and furthermore, you are all lovely...Name: Monkey TennisTagline: Secrets from the world of TV commissioningHost: Guardian Edinburgh Internationa...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST

Face (book) the music Tom...

Hi, i've been neglecting MySpace for a long time. Does anyone still "MySpace"? It's all about Facebook now, no? How sad must smug little Tom look now? Thought he was King? In your face Tom. It's...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:22:00 PST

Secret Project for Edinburgh TV Festival

Hi. I've been away for a while cos it's all about Facebook these days. Anyway, i've been working on a secret, exciting project for the Edinburgh TV festival... ...basically I was recruited...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST

Cry for help

Geoff would draw little doodles at work and then pin them up on the walls. They were various drawings of a man in an office killing himself, electrifying himself on the fax machine, pushing his head ...
Posted by Twinklebum UK on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST