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Adolf Clouseau

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About Me

Mind your own fucking business

My Interests

Music, death, sniffing creosote, taking the piss out of the unfortunate, Newcastle United and chips. And pies.

I'd like to meet:

Death (the chap not the band), Frank Zappa & me mate in Luton who buggered off with me Faith No More CD.

Music:

This list isnt exhaustive, but here goes:- Queen, Frank Zappa, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Budgie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Diamond Head, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Sky,Amon Duul II, Can, Tom Waits, Cousteau, Deep Purple, Napalm Death, Carcass, Articulo Mortis, Colony, Celtic Frost, Anthrax, Unseen Terror, Spazztic Blurr, Blood Duster, Zombi, Goblin, Timo Maas, Sigur Ros, David Bowie, Thievery Corporation, John Coltrane, Thelonius Monk, Buddy Rich, Barry White, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Luke Vibert, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Cardiacs, Wendy Carlos, Circulus, Cathedral, Tangerine Dream, Yes, Nektar, Brian Eno, Harold Budd, Rick Wakeman, ELP, Lindisfarne, Late Bar, Crowded House, Firelight, Duran Duran, Mayhem, Vondur, Capt. Beefheart, Black Sabbath, Kreator, Klaus Schulze, Thin Lizzy, Sex Pistols, The Clash, 52 Pick Up, Duma, Septic Death, Blind Spite, Cannibal Corpse, Ozric Tentacles, Broadcast, Novasmoke, The Mars Volta,Crosby Stills & Nash, Hallucinogen, Planetary Assault Systems, Leftfield, Raven, Boards Of Canada, Jah Wobble, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Mike Oldfield, Genesis (before Gabriel buggered off), Steve Hillage, System 7, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Wire, Bal-Sagoth, The Smiths, It Bites, Ian Dury - the list is endless

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Star Wars, any Billy Wilder comedies, The Odd Couple, Ladies in Lace, Munsters Go Home - too many to mention you fools.

Television:

is SHITE

Books:

LaVey, Douglas Adams, the free book that came with the last gas bill, any Spike Milligan

Heroes:

Freddie Mercury, Zappa, LaVey, Sid James, Leonard Rossiter, Tony Iommi - again, too many to mention. YOU FOOLS!

My Blog

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Just what the bollocks is a blog anyways ? ! ? ! ? !
Posted by Adolf Clouseau on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:54:00 PST