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Bitchass Tuners, Better Be Willin' Ta Run In A Couple Months..

About Me


Thanks Chelsea For This Funnyass Pic!Once you start reading you'll feel like you can't stop but once you've stopped, it was because there's nothing else to read and when you want to find out more, that's where all the mystery and intrigue will bring you.I'm easy to get close to, but even easier to push away.My mother is what I cherish most in life. I forget all the negatives in life. I've learned how to count my blessings.I have many flaws, but the first step in fixing them is to acknowledge them.Sometimes you let people lie to you and let them think you're naive. I don't say anything to act naive, I only say nothing because I know sooner or later their consciences will get the better of them. It's easy to lie to someone else, but harder to lie to yourself. And if you didn't know, now you know the worst lies are the ones you tell to yourself. I'll let you believe that you fool me with your words, but in reality the only person you're fooling is yourself.Why is finding someone honest and who you can trust so hard? Instead of thinking negatively, I'm just going to tell myself that it's because when I do finally meet that type of girl, I'll appreciate it more.I believe in soulmates, and I know you are out there.Girls that try to use me to get back at their ex or man crack me up haha! Because in the end they just get caught up in their own game. So play your games girls. And for those that keep it real with me, for real I'm going to always keep it real with you. Currently taking applications. ;)Everything in my life is fuckin' great. Yea that'd be cool if I had a loving wife or girlfriend. BUT that's not what my life is about. I mean yea it's the only missing piece, but I'm doin' perfectly fine without it. When she comes, she comes, simple as that. But I definately got my head up.Don't get it twisted, life is full of heartaches, but I don't let it hold me down. My heart is not fullfilled but I'm happy.Only when I lost everything did I realize all that I had.Trying to figure out which road to take where the crossroad in life is choice and destiny. You choose not where you are born, but where you end up. Destiny is what you're given, but when destiny brings you to points in life, that's where you have to make choices. Now your choice chooses your destiny. For depending on which road you take, you're destined a certain fate. The cycle of destiny and choice..? What to choose?



My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A girl that's just down to kick it. NOT chicks that just want to stick it. (If that's the case, I'll stick it in yo nose when ya least expect it. Muah-ha-ha-ha!) Even better, maybe I'll meet another broken hearted girl so we can put all our shatterered pieces of our hearts together and share a heart. Trying not to be bitter, but if I EVER see Cupid, I'm going to give his diaper wearing ass a wedgey and shove his poison arrows right back up his lil' ass. LMAO! Don't mind me, I'm just buggin' 'cause I know we've all got 99 problems. Almost forgot ta say, people who are illiterate, it only shows stupidity to me.. GO BACK TO SCHOOL

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Music:



Movies:

I Love 'Em. Especially When I'm Chillin', N Such. :)

Television:

Too Busy Ta Rot My Brain Away, Fuck Ya Very Much. :)

Books:

Kama Sutra. Even Though I Haven't Acted The 'Scenes' Out. I'm So Cool, Huh? :(

Heroes:

These Are The Ones Who Don't Have ANY Emotional Baggage (Ya Know, The Kind Ta Talk To About ANYthing W/o 'Em Wantin' Somethin'..) My Gabby! !!!Woot, wooT!!!My Nigga Jay aka The Founder Of HeadturnerzMy Lil' Big Brother Mike'Nuff Said.. ;)Touch My Yoshi, I'll Kill You.My Wife, Katja ;)Can't Forget Kaycee ;)Tara :::)))Ms. Terra B. ;)And The Clownass Kasi :D I ♥ It :)Mandie Big Pimpin' Dat Shizz, y0My Adopted Brother :D j/kUs V-Dubbers Are The Same Blood. And The Same Level Of Crazy ;) Take Johnny Boi For Example..JJ!! My Back In The Day Garden Brotha ;)Can't Forget This Goddamn Goof ;)Another Dubber, Jd :)Yet ANOTHER Dubber: KarlMy Airheaded Brother G.The ONLY Mofo Who's Came Close Ta Kickin' My AssIn A Sense, These Guys Saved My Life. And For That, I'm Megalomaniacal For The Rest Of My Days.Lizard Man LAWLS!!Aren't E-Twins The Best??Nick's Birthday Present. :)Mr. Buttmunch Rob :DDaryll fightin' for us. :)It's Passion, That's For DAMN Sure!!Mike In His Omega Dragon LSMs. S.D.'s Nips Also Spontaneously Combust. Ain't That Somethin'? ;)Touch This Kid, I'll Fuckin' Kill You. (NO, I Won't Tell You What X4 Mean, Damnit!!) ;)Jilly Bean, aka Spitfire :) She's Fuckin' Rad!!For Hell's Sake, Put y0 Shirt On, Braydon.. It's Cause We Rock Hard.One Down Motherfucker: AmjadYoung Jarve

My Blog

Here's Some Info About Your FUCKING Gas Boycott Bullshit!!

First off, it's NOT GOING TO WORK!! We'd have a better chance if we did it on Fri-Tuesday, NOT ONE FUCKING DAY, YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCHES!! Anywho, I pulled up some nice info from my buddy James who h...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

Good Story From My Grandmother To Me

Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily appraising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my pota...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

I Hate

PoliceThe draftSchoolPresidentHatersRapistsThievesDrunksFoolsBurnoutsW iggersFakesLiarsCheatersAssholesRent a copsEmo Skater FagsPeople that dont keep true to their wordsPeople who can't accept me for ...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

Mi amour

is my hottub. I LOVE just chillin' in it listenin' to my headphones. It's ultra relaxing to the core. I'm Lovin' It. I don't think my phone can handle the picturetakingness while I'm in it, thoug...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:46:00 PST

6 affairs

The 1st AffairA married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dres...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

What I Learned Pt. 3

I learned that you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and a broken heart. I learned that regardless of your relationship with your pa...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

What I Learned Pt. 2

I learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.  I learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it. I le...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST

Things I've Learned B4 The Age Of 22.

When I was in school, I learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". I learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either. I learned that when I wave to peopl...
Posted by The Official Myspace Page Of Johny B. Est:1985 on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:41:00 PST