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About Me

Still not too worried about shit these days. Bring it on fuckers, take your best shot. I just returned from Vietnam. It was amazing. The country and the people are beautiful. I will write more and post pictures once I get my shit together. I don't even know my name..
..yeah, that's old now, I am a few pages, er ah, chapters behind...
what the fuck ever!It's hard to read but I miss Thor. THOR!My boss Ha-Ramon is indeed a sick, detached, evil, bastard. Sadly, I owe him my life. If he hadn't of abducted me from the liquor store, sold me into slavery in the Middle East, had second thoughts and purchased me back to put me in charge of his Neuro lab and his slavery ring to work off my debt, well, I just don't know what the hell I'd be doing.
I'd sure like a cooking show though..

I love cooking babies for Milfred. OY, Food Network gimme a job! Thanks Milfred!

Sometimes I just like being a BBBW and hanging out (thanks Dweeb Dogg!)

HOLD IT IN DEEP GEORGIE PORGIE CONSTITUTION WRECKER!
YOU SUCK SO BAD!!!
PUFF PUFF PASS MOTHERFUCKER!

THIS CUNT IS NOT THE ANSWER! ASK A DIFFERENT QUESTION!! LET'S TAKE A PASS ON FRICK AND FRACK HERE TOO PLEASE!

My Interests

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND WE ARE BRINGING BACK 2 FOR 1 LOBOTOMY SPECIALS!
THE LAB IS OPEN!

Vivisection in a "Human Project" sort of way not a Jeffrey Dahmer sort of way. Having said that I like brains, spinal cords, guts, skiing, winter and snow, guns, hockey, sex, leather, swearing, boats and water of all kinds, strawberry margaritas, police issue handcuffs and leg restraints, sweaty hockey breezers wrapped around my head.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Mercey, Patrick Roy, Adam Foote, Peter Forsburg, Alberto Tomba, Yul Brynner, Golda Meir, Steven St. Croix, Dave Mirra, Joel McHale, Martina Navratilova, The Rock - Dwayne Johnson, Gilda Radner, Pan, Towlie, sweaty hockey players

If he wasn't dead, I would devour this man

WATCH PLEASE

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Music:

I'll listen to anything at least once, except Whitney Houston and folk music. Fuck folk music, sang enough of it all those years in summer camp.

Movies:

Anything with STEPHEN ST. CROIX I also like to watch Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Liquid Sky, Fight Club, Hostel, The Singing Detective, Blazing Saddles, A Clockwork Orange, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Bull Durham, Mr. Brooks, Team America, Eating Raul, The Sheltering Sky, Tommy, Sin City, History of the World Part I, Young Frankenstein, anything with Clint Eastwood and Yul Brynner.

Television:

Avalanche Hockey, The Soup

Books:

The Constitution of the United States. Fucking read it people and take a look at your laws and government before you hit the polls or open your stupid fucking mouth.
Stupid is as stupid does.

READ THIS: DEBUNKING 9/11 MYTHS
WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIES CAN'T STAND UP TO THE FACTS
by Popular Mechanics (you know those guys with over 100 years of expertise in science and technology)
Edited by David Dunbar and Brad Reagan.
Authors I like: HST, Brett Easton Ellis, Tom Robbins, John Irving, J.G. Farrell, Chuck Palahniuk, Gregory David Roberts

Heroes:

Marines, organ Donors, Mabel, and my dad.

THOR!

WHIP IT GOOD PARD'NER
Silly Bear!

Patrick Roy 33 you rock! You too Joe

YEAH BABY!

The good old days

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My Blog

tagged and stupid

I was a bit absent minded the other day and accidentally forgot to include a dear friend in my tag. Sorry Sweetie! Won't happen again xoxoTagged by Uncle Tony ...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:31:00 PST

tagged (not whacked) by Uncle Tony

Tagged by Uncle Tony Here are the rules. Each player starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves. People wh...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

santa

Those that truly know me also know that I am not a hater, but that Santa!? I just can't swallow that fat bastard being rammed down our throats every year. And NORAD! Shame on you!Wha...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:54:00 PST

Trip to get to Vietnam

So we fly the 2 1/2 hours to LAX and then we have a four hour lay over at the international terminal which is all under construction of course. From LA it is a 16 hour flight to Hong Kong ...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:34:00 PST

Vietnam

Ok so I don't even know where to start on this, and Al doesn't care what I say now, so for memory sake I will go to the beginning, as I know it, and work my way forward. I have some pictures posted, b...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:09:00 PST

that TWAT hillary

Sweet Hillary....mother, wife & next President Of These United States Of America? I SURE HOPE THE FUCK NOT!!!!!!!!! "Where is the G-damn fucking flag? I want the G-damn fucking...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:28:00 PST

hockey

AVS vs dallas and douch bag mike modano (unless maybe he gets west nile or something) OCT. 3! ...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:08:00 PST

salty, fatty, sugary, bullshit

I saw the other day the the health minister or WTF he is called in the UK wants to actually put a tax on fatty, sugary, and salty foods!! I am not going to list all of the reasons...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

Neptune

Superboy sent this, I can find out where it came from.It appears Al Gore really doesn't know a fucking thing about the climate. Ijust can't believe that.....NOT!! This was an interesting ti...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST

brainwash

Passive acceptance of the teacher's wisdom is easy to most boys andgirls. It involves no effort of independent thought, and seems rationalbecause the teacher knows more than his pupils; it is moreover...
Posted by Jayna of the Jungle on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST