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Royster

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About Me

Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 90% Spider-Man 80% Iron Man 70% Superman 65% Catwoman 60% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 50% The Flash 50% Hulk 50% Robin 35% Batman 25% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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LISTEN - don't do the friend request if your trying to do the popularity thing ... I think that whole game is stupid, and the people I have on my list are people I want to talk to...or who wanna talk to me...this being said, if you are just doing random friend requests..ill turn it down.Royster - Gunslinger - Lunatic - Guru - Jack of all trades - Intrepid Traveler I once went out on Halloween dressed in a blazer and with a picture of Timothy Leary over my face, and when people would ask what I was for Halloween, I would scream,I'm Tim Leary!!! I'm a complex personality in alot of ways, in some instances, I'm always kicking at the fences, and in other instances, I'm like a big hug monster that the ladies just want to snuggle up with all night long!! But then again, I do like to have some fun out and about, sometimes running around the great town of Las Vegas and acting like a freak can be a kick as topper to the end of a good or bad day, but really, what you should know is that the MARS CHEESE CASTLE, LOCATED IN SOUTHERN WISCONSIN RIGHT ACROSS THE ILLINOIS BORDER, IS TRULY, VERY TRULY A BASTION OF CHEESEY GOODNESS!! Oh yes, and on that picture, thats a Hoberman sphere on my head, I find that when i wear it while i'm relaxing, it energizes the inner sanctum of my skull with liquid fushia color!!!GREYFACE In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it. It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE. Bullshit makes the flowers grow & that's beautiful!!!

My Interests

comic books, computers, travel, reading, rocky horror, camping, movies,I like to provide massage for women, I enjoy long conversations about how the brain works.TALES OF MERE EXISTANCE 'HORNY'

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I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for someone who I can share the fun stuff with and who will fight off the evil nazi hell creatures, but at the same time someone who i can talk to about anything ranging from the plots of the illuminati to the secrets of the belgium waffle making technique. Someone who can dance the hustle, dance a cajun melody, and take the wheel when I'm seeing double. don't worry about paying my ticket when i speed, as I got family who are cops and they can fix that stuff, but i do appreciate the thought, you sweetiepie goddess, you!!

Music:

Grateful Dead, kraftwerk, negativeland, Allman Brothers, Limp bizkit, Mojo Nixon, social distortion, Johny Cash, Wesley Willis, Social Distortion, The Otters, Brother Brother, Kat Eggleston, Pink Floyd, Rush, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, The Cranberries, Mr Blotto, ICP, Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Metallica and various other stuff...LOL

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill, the Rocky Horror Picture show, Goodfellas, clockwork orange, trainspotting, Sin City, Crash, Unforgiven, The Matrix, Star Wars, Willow

Television:

South Park, Red Dwarf, Jerry springer, The Prisoner, king of queens, that 70's show, Ncis, CIS

Books:

The Stand and The Dark Tower By Stephen King,, Fear and Loathing in las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, Stranger in a stranger land by Robert Heinlein, One flew over the cuckoo's nest By Ken Kesey, Most of H.P. Lovecraft's work as well as Edgar Allen Poe's work, too. I also like reading about unusual people in history, such as Master Absurdist Alfred Henri Jarry, Norton I, Emperor of the United States, and Timothy Leary.

Heroes:

Mom & Dad! I love you both more than words can tell!!

My Blog

RIP Deitzy

You know...i just found out that someone i know for the past 2 years on a program called Paltalk has died...his name online was deitzy...and he was quite a chracter..I found out he committed suicide.....
Posted by Royster on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

Why I cannot stand George Bush

Ok, so I been thinking about politics a bit right now...and I find...Obama...Hillary....i really don’t care one way or another...I am just thrilled at the prospect that there will be no more Geo...
Posted by Royster on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:26:00 PST

i AM ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wanted to tell everyone - I am engaged!!!I purposed to my fiance on valentine's day. We had tockets to see the cirqu des soleil "Love"..and I got down on one knee and asked her right in front of ...
Posted by Royster on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST

Political gobbldy gook!!!!!!

Hey everyone. I think were starting to see a new thing come out of the chaos. I think people here in the United States are maybe starting to get a little more intelligent about who they are voting fo...
Posted by Royster on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:19:00 PST

political correctness

I find something real annoying nowadays.Everyone is jumping on the whole political correctness bandwagon. The time has come that your on TV and you say something, you have to watch what you say or yo...
Posted by Royster on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:53:00 PST

This quiz/survey I thought Id do before work......

How well do you know me? Did you know... Four jobs I've had in my life: 1. Repo man 2. Inventory Specialist 3. Pizza Delivery driver 4. Customer Service Representative Four movies I'd watch over and o...
Posted by Royster on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST

Assault at the smiths store in Las Vegas

This occurred in the Smith's parking lot located at Jones and Tropicana&on 08/15/2007 about 6:30pm. We were getting set to check out when there was this older dude and this young dude exchanging nega...
Posted by Royster on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

regard perception

I just saw the movie 1408...very good movie, btw...and it made me think of some other movies..."The Blair Witch Project" and "In the Mouth of Madness"...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-mi...
Posted by Royster on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:17:00 PST

woe

does my smile sometimes seem out of place? Maybe laughing a lil too loud because maybe theres a speck of doubt am I just some silly lout? maybe i'm just suppose to fake maybe then i wouldn't ache why...
Posted by Royster on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

A song

I have a special song from one of my favorite bands. The Grateful Dead. Its called "Broke-down Palace", Its a song I have played when I have lost someone. It strikes me as a wonderful and beautiful wa...
Posted by Royster on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:56:00 PST