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Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho

Happy 1st B-Day Samantha Xue-Ming! We love you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Damn, lemme think. Well I know who I wanna hang out with, not the same thing. I miss my friends from California. Norma and Dacia. Patty and Jennifer. Nikki from SACTOWN and LeMoore hahahah not to mention Yokosuka Japan, but where is she now? I will have my chance when I take a Vacation in March 26th to April 25th~Yeah I'm going to a wedding in Florida.

Music:

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Dj Diamond Dog has a myspace page, look him up there or DJ DiamondDog.com

Yeah listen to my music for more than an hour and a half, groove with me!

Movies:

How about Movie quotes? 1. There can be Only ONE! 2. You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me? 3. The force is strong in you, young Jedi. 4. You had me at hello. 5. Just when I thought you couldn't be anymore dumb, you go and pull this, and totally redeem yourself! 6. Say Hello to my Little Friend. 7. What's the Capital of Thailand?~*hits a dude in the nuts* Bangkok! 8. Pink, your panties are Pink. (Superman hitting on Ms. Lane) 9. I want some more. 10. In my mind's eyes I see 3 circles joined in priceless graceful harmony. 2 full as the moon, 1 hollow as a crown, 2 from the sea 5 fantoms down, 1 from the earth deep under the ground~blah blah. Gawd whatta shitty movie, hahahah Clash of the titans.

Television:

Well you know over here we don't really get good TV, so here I am watching American Idol, as though I have a choice. But at least I get to enjoy Simon tell it like it is.

Heroes:

My Daughter, Nieves. This gal can play Piano that makes ya say huh? Damn girl, play it baby! One of my favorite songs comes from a Tim Burton Movie, Corspe Bride, she knows it but changed it on her own.

My Blog

Old Skool Jams

It's Automatic I be a Freakazoid come on and wind me UP! It takes two to make a thing go right, right? Hell someone call me the Operator...this is an emergency....do da da do doo doo dah dah dah da do...
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

Christmas Party 2007

Well it was the first Christmas Party I went to this year with all the folks I work with.  It was a great turn out, about 120 people. So what happened?  We held the party at a very nice reso...
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:38:00 PST

Uncle Royal

Relatives. It isn't as though my Dad's brother was a bad person or at least I didn't think he was a bad person at all. He was creepy. Uncle Royal. He looked like some sort of Cold Miner. His hair w...
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:39:00 PST

Buffalaxd

buffalax'd Click the link to see the video    
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:15:00 PST

Thanksgiving in Thailand

  Yeah People I am not gonna be here for Thanksgiving.  Imma take the Family to Thailand and lately I have been busy preparing for the trip.  But I know you all will have a wonderful T...
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:23:00 PST

MICHAEL JACKSON

 http://uploads.ungrounded.net/350000/350947_MJ_Destroy er.swf   PLAY THAT GAME 
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:58:00 PST

Insurance WARS

good news, Geico maybe paying up after all.  We will go to war with them and possibly sue for that lil mistake that other lil 17 yr old gal made. (hitting my scion xb with her Massive GMC truck) ...
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:25:00 PST

Whatta Man!

I dunno about you ladies but for me Dwayne Johnson is the Man.  Perfect Body, Great Smile and other stuff he has is still unknown but still he is just Yummy to look at. Gimme one night with him ...
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:19:00 PST

California Trip......now I’m back!!!

Well hello out there. I just got back from Cali...had fun.  And alot of shit happened.  Got into a car accident...fucking 17 yr old heffa hit my lil scion XB....denied she hit me too, almost...
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST

Pretty Woman

Ugly Girls, DAMN And they look so good at one time?
Posted by Fat Ugly Retarded Crack Ho on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:02:00 PST