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The Dave

The Connoisseur's Spooky Spider-Monkey Of Choice

About Me

If you can't make our gig we can post you a cd free of charge. If you'd like our cd let us know by emailing us at this address: [email protected] You Friday, doors open at around 8pm!P O R P O I S E

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 It's all down to individual perception in the end, isn't it?*

Look at this animal, for example.Hairy, jagged of tooth, clutching beverages.Polish myth tells of a "Man-Otter", or Wzvytcyzvkyk.Could the creature known as "The Dave", this bony moany monkey-thing, be that fabled beast?Seriously? *
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adopt your own virtual pet!A popular corruption of my surname is "llama". In fact, most people believe that is my name. Could be worse.PORPOISE
I'm in a band with Pete . Called Porpoise . We've got 3 nicely recorded sqwonk-pop songs, some eye-bullying artwork, & a gig on Friday!

My Interests

Drinking tea, eating good food, making music, making pictures, interacting with humans, conspiracies, Truths, theology, weird stuff, beautiful stuff, bestiality, answers, questions, The Meaning of Punk, Enlightenment, Analysis, folklore, universal myth

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins, Jimi Hendrix, Mark Lanegan, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Josh Homme, PJ Harvey, Glenn Danzig, Jesus Christ, Alan Moore, Stephen Fry, Matisyahu, Neil Fallon, Wayne Coyne, Steven Drozd, Greg Dulli, real people, pretend people, real animals, pretend animals

Music:



Avenging Tracy, Skip Dinner & The Backyard Beckons, MoonBeatle, Hippies Chew Rockets, Sledge in the Glacier, Clouds Under Icarus, Telegram for Loretta, Taken Leave, Crazy Fire-Breathing Horse-Bastard. The Walking Duke, Hounds on a Fire Escape, Hazy Virtue, Real Blood Deliverance. All great bands. Check 'em out! .. ....The Bronx, Afghan Whigs, Dinosaur Jr., Jane's addiction, Clutch, Mastodon, Matisyahu, The Secret Machines, Roots Manuva,Mogwai, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Jesu, Elbow, Distillers, The Smashing Pumpkins, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Antony & The Johnsons, Clutch, Neil Young, Murder City Devils,Led Zeppelin, Mercury Rev, Flaming Lips, Queens of the Stone Age, Pavement, Weird War, Danzig

Movies:

Carol Talks to a Cat, Lemons Grow Quicker, Shine Off the Moon, Through Cave & Combine, Forgotten Chimney, Never Say Feel. Those kind of films.

Television:

I don't have television as such, but I do like to sit on the sofa & watch DVDs of stuff that has been broadcast on television. I like House, Arrested Development, Mighty Boosh, My Name Is Earl, Twin Peaks, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren & Stimpy, Deadwood, Monty Python. If I am at a friend's house & Crimewatch is on, then that's a bonus. & if anybody could get me a year trial writing for Neighbours, that would be great.

Books:

I like drawings with my books, & any opportunity to draw parallels between trash culture & folklore/myth patterns makes me cosy & contented. So, comics. I reckon comics are pretty hard done by, & it's probably all to do with pictures. An amazing artist is just as good as an amazing author, & in a great comic you'll get to enjoy the harmonising, dissonance, & solo-ing of both. Comics don't have to be dumb (although that can be fun; eg. MILK & CHEESE); SANDMAN is an epic exploration of Existence in it's entirity, & all that might imply. THE INVISIBLES is an epic exploration of Acid-Punk author, GRANT MORRISON's, existence, & all that THAT may imply. Both are pretty crazy. FRANK MILLER's (SIN CITY, DARK KNIGHT ..., YEAR ONE, ELEKTRA LIVES etc.) print-stain, cheese-dream exaggerations pervert existing genres, characters, & situations into ugly, cynical, yet ultimately thrilling, new shapes.I started reading X MEN when I was about 11; & when it sticks to it's key themes of alienation, & how confusing it is to work out what is, & then do, The Right Thing, it is still good. I also have a lot of time for Batman. Batman is an eccentric, privileged, criminal psychopath, who comes up with criminal masterplans to foil the criminal masterplans of other eccentric, criminal, psychopaths. He has less fun than the guys he fights, & Batman's thirst for a revenge he can never get surely escalates the Gotham crime situation. He is a rich man, who dresses up as a bat & beats "bad" people up to try & feel less angsty. This never really works out for him though. If he's realised this, it hasn't stopped him. He's nuts. Wolverine is a moody old ball of feral confusion. He spends so much time regretting the little of his past he does remember, & trying to find out about "who he is", that he never realises how heroic or sweet he actually is. I love that mutant. See? Great literary characters. In comics.Edgar Allen Poe kicks also.Other books: Gumbles, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, & best of all, The Readers' Digest Book of Freaky Stuff (Thankyou, Helen).Look, I SWEAR I CAN READ

Heroes:

"WALL O' HEROICS"

My Blog

Summertime Rolls

I guess anyone reading this will knowThat I am"one furry fucker".Unfortunately for me, my fur is magic, & in a perverse reveresal of the "keeps you warm when it's cold, cool when it's hot" (applicable...
Posted by The Dave on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:24:00 PST

Hammer of the Blogs

I haven't written one of these in a while,& Kat mildly badgered me,So...LET THE SELF-INDULGENCE COMMENCEAs most of you are aware, I am one spindly wolf-ape. So when the icy cold of winter shuffles...
Posted by The Dave on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST

Mollusc Wars

There's a trenchall the way underthe wall betweenmy bedroom& the back gardenwhichslugs have been using to get into my room.I FUCKING LOATHE SLUGS.they can't even be bothered to get armour like the sna...
Posted by The Dave on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:30:00 PST

Tech failure blues

My screen is broken. It's gonna cost to get it fixed. so... ciao, for now. BUT I SHALL RETURN
Posted by The Dave on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

Astrophysics made unintelligible

There isn't really such a thing as time.Everything IS really just space-dust, waiting to transform into some other form of space-dust.Kind of like EVERYTHING on Earth is an "Earth Cell".So, am I a cel...
Posted by The Dave on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

Solar Manifestation

WHAT THE DEUCE IS THAT BIG YELLOW CIRCLE IN THE SKY? A reward for the fellow that looks at it through a powerful lens!
Posted by The Dave on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:47:00 PST

Get a bag of chips for a Horse Called Chariot

Check out my band, Horse Called Chariot. They're on my friends list somewhere. Have a look before (retch) Jo Whiley gets her hands on us.   Oh god, oh dear god..... (retch)...
Posted by The Dave on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST

This Week's Theme Is: Sinusitus

How did my kind survive when we used to live in the mountains & the forests? Why doesn't my fur keep me warm? Why didn't I hibernate when it started to get cold? Where does all the snot come from...
Posted by The Dave on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST