Drinking blood from the severed heads of my enemies while seated atop a mountain of skulls. Crippling doom, fighting, beer, chicks, lying, bukkake, pub quizzes, wolfbagging, yiffing, bagpiping, vegan haggis, lap dances, throwing claws. Punk Fucking Rock. Wolves. Squirrels. Primates. Bears. Teletext.
Betty Suarez.
Fake Tan, Gallows, Sunn0))), Burzum, Venom, Celtic Frost, Converge, Dio, Neurosis, High On Fire, Botch, Boris, The Hope Conspiracy, Battle Of Mice, Deftones, Attack!Vipers!, Daniel Johnston, Made Out Of Babies, Six Organs Of Admittance, Matthew Dear, Dabrye, Green Velvet, Pig Destroyer, Mayhem, Darkthrone, Mastodon, Fucked Up, Cancer Bats, The Bronx, Sleep, Om, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Void, Negative Approach, TV On The Radio, Mudhoney, Deerhoof, Appleseed Cast, Isis, Bathory, Justice, Slayer, Joanna Newsom, The Flaming Lips, The Organ, Be Your Own Pet, Josephine Foster, Blood Brothers, The Knife, Amber Asylum, CSS, Alter Ego, Tiga, Sexual Harassment, Alasdair Roberts, Dillinger Escape Plan, Will Oldham, Matmos/Soft Pink Truth, Kanye West, Breather Resist, John Fahey, Rise And Fall, Jim O'Rourke, Nas, Scott Walker, Cephalic Carnage, Edan, Animal Collective, Ariel Pink, Paint It Black, Antony And the Johnsons, Coco Rosie, Coven, Drowningman, Kompakt Records, The Gossip, Pixies, Peaches, Jucifer, Electric Wizard, Scissorfight, PiL, Kraftwerk, Thirteenth Floor Elevators, Born Against, Turbonegro, MF Doom, KMD, Outkast, Jay-Z, Smog, Sigur Ros, Burst, Poison Idea, Ocean, Red Sparrowes, Planes Mistaken For Stars, Cave In, Pelican, Earthride, Earth, Rex The Dog, Cursed, Hot Chip, From Ashes Rise, Lightning Bolt, The Stooges, The Locust, Prince, Q And Not U, Some Girls, November Coming Fire, Strike Anywhere, Lair Of The Minotaur, Queen (pre moustache era), Gang of Four, Cheap Trick, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden (first three albums only), Shellac, Fleetwood Mac (Buckingham/Nicks era only), Scout Niblett, The Evens, Mobb Deep, Kiila, Slint, Arthur Russell, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, ESG, Liquid Liquid, Dinosaur Jr, Talking Heads, Bluetip, Magnetic Fields, Joy Division, Yo La Tengo, Shudder To Think, The Smiths, The Cure, Sonic Youth, Time In Malta, My Bloody Valentine, Eugene Mc Daniels, The Soft Boys, Pavement, Shuggie Otis, Roberta Flack, Os Mutantes, Rocket From The Crypt, Sunburned Hand of the Man, Alice Coltrane, Beach Boys, Zeni Geva, The Shins, Le Tigre, MC5, Nick Drake, Minutemen, Afghan Whigs, Ultramagnetic MC's, The Make Up, Ornette Coleman, Art Ensemble of Chicago, Faust, Spacemen 3, Neu!, Miles Davis, Art Blakey, John Coltrane, Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, Ramones, Dukes Of Nothing, Erase Errata, Black Sabbath (especially Dio era), QOTSA, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Entombed, Current 93, El-P, Cannibal Ox, Kool Keith, Autechre, Black Dog, Superpitcher, LCD Soundsystem/DFA, Low, The Robocop Kraus, Lady Sovereign, Nation Of Ulysses, Can, Comets On Fire, Mistress, Melvins, Brand Nubian, Sun Ra, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Main Source, Ghostface/Wu Tang, Organized Konfusion, Bush Tetras, The Clash, Ringworm, Old Man Gloom, Doomriders, Meat Puppets, Husker Du, !!!, Out Hud, Cat Power, Dag Nasty, Lungfish, Refused, Terror, Switchblade, Unbroken, everything Nik likes
Discovering the magic of Studio Ghibli right now...Porco Rosso is my favourite so far! Fletch, Caddyshack, Anchorman, Spinal Tap, Clerks, American Beauty, Heathers, The Virgin Suicides, 13 Going On 30, Mean Girls, The Princess Diaries (1 AND 2), The Wicker Man, Police Academy (all), Rock'n'Roll Highschool, Aguirre Wrath Of God, Legally Blonde, Bedazzled, Alien, Star Wars, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Risky Business, Ghostbusters, American Pie 1 and 3 (NOT 2), The Big Lebowski, The Conversation, House of Flying Daggers, Zoolander, 2001, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Ghost World, American Splendor, Josie and the Pussycats, Bring It On, Black Belt Jones, Smashing Time, Sideways, City Hunter, Office Space, Tiger On the Beat, City On Fire, the Breakfast Club, But I'm A Cheerleader
Peep Show, The Office, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Scrubs, Buffy, Charmed, The Hoobs, Ugly Betty, Human Remains, The Muppet Show, The Goodies, Chocky, Ulysses 31, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Dogtanian, Alan Partridge, Saxondale, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Nathan Barley, Lost, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, My Name Is Earl, Spaced, The Mighty Boosh
His Dark Materials and Sally Lockhart series by Phillip Pullman. London Orbital by Iain Sinclair. Rings Of Saturn by WG Sebald. Everything ever by Alan Moore. Nigella's cookbooks. Blissed Out, Rip It Up And Start Again by Simon Reynolds, A Heart breaking Work Of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers. American Hardcore by Steven Blush. The Secret History by Donna Tartt. Fungus The Bogeyman by Raymond Briggs. This really good book about Jeffrey Dahmer I read recently. Everything by HP Lovecraft. Get In The Van by Henry Rollins. Planet Joe by Joe Cole. Peter Bagge, Dan Clowes. The Outsider by Camus. Ego Trip's big book of Rap lists. My medical dictionary.
Nigella Lawson, Betty Suarez.