Samuel

I Play musical instruments, namely the Udus, the Recycled Tomato Can Kalimba, the Thumb piano, the Great Bass Rackett and sometimes, just sometimes The Serpent. I drive a car and it is Green. I am not violent but under threat I will defend my territory. I will not react to my name if it is called out in note lesser than C minor. I never never never eat salt and pepper purely for eating salt and pepper's sake. I admit that candles and other quietly flamed objects unease me. Overall, my existence lies betwixt an unborn embryo-tic state and non-respiring biodegrading matter. In other words, I live.