Albany profile picture

Albany

An All-American City, er sumptin'...

About Me

I am a very old city -- one of the oldest in the United States. And I've grown sleepy, and sometimes, I seem a little dull. So I set up this portal on the WWW so people could talk to me, plan things, and get stuff going.

My Interests

Music, art, dancing, beer, Jack Daniels, late-night diners, theater, movies, fooling around, nonsense, gyms, sports, sitting on ass, dorks, preps, meatheads, mothers and fathers, aunts and uncles, third cousins.

I'd like to meet:

People who like things, and doing them.

Music:

Rock, R&B, Rap, Power Pop, Thrash Metal, Baroque, Jazz, Easy Listening, Country, Dogs Barking Jingle Bells

Movies:

Historical Documentaries -- mostly ones that discuss me!

Books:

Just visit one of my many libraries -- and support the initiative to make the New Scotland Armory the new main branch!

My Blog

Hot Dog Delights!

As locals will no doubt be aware, the "mini-dog" or "teeny-weeny" is a proud tradition in this region. For those who aren't aware, these tasty little morsels are hot dogs, about 2 1/2 inches long, tha...
Posted by Albany on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Icy WRATH!!!

From time to time, I enjoy showing the "ants" who's King of the hill -- you know what I'm saying? For the next few days, I'm going to freeze your asses. Tomorrow, I will use my icy breath to chill yo...
Posted by Albany on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

01.07.04

Today I was cold -- my temperature didn't get above 27 all day. Everything hurts more when it's cold. When the cars and SUVs of commuting State Workers pounded my cobblestones, I grew upset, and spray...
Posted by Albany on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST