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Tom

Headlines are witty....

About Me

I cum during funerals,baptisms,and foreclosures. Where's my children? I'm a very positive person,so if you or anyone else has the HIV virus please contact me, share the wealth. I throw meat at children, urinate on the homeless, and I fucking hate the elderly too.
Todays Moral is: You only live once..so take it seriously.
As for the real me? I love my friends, my family,and just about everyone unless you give me a good reason not to. My girlfriend is the biggest sweetheart ever. I love music,I love listening to it,buying cds, and going out to shows. I've played guitar for 10 years, most would describe my style as irritating. The artists(and people in general) I respect the most are those who are unique,original,and arn't afraid to push boundaries and limits. I also enjoy road trips, reading, drinking, watching hockey, and chilling out in general. Yeah that's enough sincerity for today.
I play guitar in Cancerface. We will shred your face off. If you like that kinda thing, Check us out!

My Interests

Jackson,Michael.

I'd like to meet:

Someone from Hyderabad

Music:

Mastodon,Cephalic Carnage,Today is The Day,Nile,The Red Chord,High On Fire,Old Sepultura,Nirvana,Slayer,Crowbar,Old Dillinger Escape Plan,Circle of Dead Children,Demiricous,Isis,Psyopus,Smashing Pumpkins,Cryptopsy,Converge,Kill The Client,Pelican,Commit Suicide,Agoraphobic Nosebleed,Beneath The Massacre,Def Leppard,Old Weezer,Napalm Death,The Cars,Really Old Metallica,The Melvins,A Perfect Circle,Rotten Sound,Boston,Hate Eternal,Deftones,Masonic,Nasum,As The Sun Sets,Pig Destroyer,Decapitated,Nofx,Alice in Chains,Dying Fetus,Emperor,Helmet,Burnt by the Sun,Ed Gein,Buried Inside,Suffocation,Belinda Carlisle,Soilent Green,Killswitch Engage or At the Gates,Refused,Decrypt,old Poison the Well,Krisiun,A ton more but I won't bore you anymore.

Movies:

Fight Club,Girl Inturrupted,The Breakfast Club

Television:

Wonder Showzen,Mr Show,Unsolved Mysteries,Old simpsons episodes,Weather ChannelThis is great..some of the best quotes are at the end..Video of the week.

Books:

Basicly whatever is collecting dust on your bookshelf,I find mysteriously fascinating.

Heroes:

My parents for putting up with me and being amazing throughout it all.

My Blog

How much are YOU worth?

As for this whole "how much are you worth?" game..It is nice of you to think of me,and I do thank you for that. However, The simple fact is, I don't give a fuck about popularity contests.
Posted by Tom on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:31:00 PST

Torche Meanderthal

Yeah I’m a bit drunk,but holy fucking shit..this record is retardly good. Go buy this if you like High on fire/mastodon type shit..this is great!
Posted by Tom on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:35:00 PST

Yes It’s true.I have mono

Fun times,went to the doc's yesterday,and was misdiagnosed. Dude gave me amoxicillin and when I took it I developed the most gore grind looking skin rash ever on my arms.Wish I had pics. Went back tod...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:21:00 PST

Marshall 250DFX For Sale 250$

  I'm selling my Marshall MG250 DFX. I'm looking for around 250$ for it (I got it new for 550$),price is negotiable. It's around 4 years old, 2 X 50 watts,2 Channels (clean,and overdrive), Rever...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:24:00 PST

Some sweet Cancerface news!

There will be a Cancerface song on the new Moshpit Tragedy Records comp Unheard Screams. You can go to www.Moshpit-Tragedy.com  to download it,keep an eye out! The comp has it's own myspace at ww...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

Important news

I'm pregnant
Posted by Tom on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:21:00 PST

Funny Shit

  This kid thought he was hardcore,be sure to thank him after you read this.----------------- Original Message -----------------From: ConnerDate: Oct 29, 2007 8:26 PMDude fuck you! Your music suc...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

Looking to start new band

I really want to start up a new band soon,I should be getting a new amp soon so I should be able to pull this off again. I have a ton of riffs ready to go. This shit usually takes a while,so I figure ...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:57:00 PST

First Fake Page stupid email

Hey, I'm using my best friend's account at the moment. I was curious about online dating and decided to take the plunge. All the ads finally got to me. What can I say? I'm happy I did because I found ...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:38:00 PST

RIP TourrettesGuy

FUCKKK!!  RIP Danny,aka Tourrettes Guy. This sucks!! You were one of the greatest people,ever. May you and your neckbrace forever rest in peace. "When I die and go to heaven to see god,I'm going ...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:37:00 PST