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Captain Sharpsworth

shandyarp

About Me

I am a gentleman, a scholar and a rougue.

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

a man after my own heart

Music:

much anything really, at the moment i'm loving- little barrie, iron and wine, rjd2, rise against, chad vangaalen, undertheigloo, imogen heap, zeppelin, cake, lupe fiasco, lemon jelly, fiona apple, the mad capsule markets, boy least likely too, holopaw, her space holiday, the mad caddies, flogging molly, jimmy eat world, bonnie prince billy, the shins, the crystal method, dragonforce, joe bonnamasa, rocky votolato, don cabolerro, death cab for cutie, fourtet, aphex twin, amp fiddler, biffy clyro, and the motion city soundtrack

Movies:

EVIL DEAD!!!! any 80's b-movies and anything with bruce campbell, anything funny!! AQUA TEEN

Books:

Hitchhickers guide, Baudrillard, Ruskin, Bacon and Hobbes COMICS BE: Bear, Bunny Suicides, Squee, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, THRUD the barbarian, Battle Pope, Lenore, Fat Chunk, Pirate Club. The Chap, The gentlemans quarterly that is both quarterly and for gentlemen.

Heroes:

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

My Blog

it is now dark

it is also after midnight, do i crack open the calendar, sieze and devour the chocolate contained and then deal with the bitter emptiness when i wake up. OR do i ignore mt chocolust and go to sleep co...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:17:00 PST

time to kill

work has chilled out now, so for all you lovely people who have deserved more of my time over the last month and a half i am so very sorry but now i can afford to buy the drinks, you too girl you know...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST

and thus a quest is born

The GSA Gentlemans Gentlemanly Sartorial Assosciation, (GGSA) the art school shall feel the wrath of our manners! they shall behold the might of our crevats! they shall bear witness to the quarterly g...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:47:00 PST

aaargh!

i'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world! any hows ive had a productive day, i went to the open mic night at the art school with the intention of playing "yoshimi battles the pink robots" by the fl...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

one of those days

yup, its not all fun and games im now working 5 days a week at the gsa and my weekends at boots 7 days folk and i'm still totaly skint go figure, ah well i saw this and it made me smile hope it does y...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:33:00 PST

ill

I have the foulest cold.but on the bright side..... um....
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:00:00 PST

not put anything up here in a while

so......things are not going to bad, art schools all good, if anyones interested im blogging my current project to submit at the end of the year and its up on blogger. this week im totaly skint till t...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST

a fun week

Tonight saw the spectacular last gig of falkirks own "the fightback" and in typical mark and scooby style both were pissed and half naked, teabaging each other on stage. ive never laughed quite so har...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:41:00 PST

half past m,idnight pm GMT

Haaaa Haa the shand-man is totaly fucking wasted and just got the remnants of sausage rolls in his laptop[, obviously nmot what you awnt! in a ideal world of course he would be shariong his lovely lin...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST

deadlines sneaking up while i was busy being drunk

Today once again is the night before a project hand in and the inks still wet on this biatch, i always wonder when i get to the deadline what life would have been like if i hadn't been so god damn dru...
Posted by Captain Sharpsworth on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST