UncleHaggis

I'm a fan of Pro Wrestling have been since 1972 when Pedro Morales was the WWWF HeavyWeight Champion, having defeated Ivan Koloff.***** http://www.nwahawaii.com/events.htm,***** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20FTIOB1enE*****Rate my photo, Click here**********Moved to Honolulu, Hawaii on April 15th. 2001 tax day.I've been attending local pro wrestling in the islands since my nephew Ricky Thunder became a pro wrestler in Oct. 2004*************** JAMES LEAR (CRA-Canada Newsletter - April, 1994, Issue)For a different view of haggis, though, read the following parody of Burns' famous "Address to a Haggis", by James Lear. The term "Sassenach" is a derogatory term reserved for the English.*______*A SASSENACH'S REPLY0 Haggis, Scotia's national meat, Your praise is sung in verses sweet, This evening as we take a seat here at this venue, We share a very doubtful treat -- you're on the menu!On silver platter there you lie, You're to be eaten by-and-by, If 'twere my choice, I'll not deny I'd draw the line, At serving things to terrify dear friends of mine.Sheep's heart, lungs, liver - What a sight! Chopped, minced and grated - packed up tight, Mixed and stirred through half the night then left to stew, With oatmeal, onion, making quite a witch's brew.While Scotsmen loud its taste acclaim, The Haggis really owes its fame To Rabbie Burns, to give him name, the Ploughman Poet, Who wrote an 'Address' to the same - and don't we know it!Had Rabbie sampled Chinese dishes, Roast beef with Yorkshire pud., or fishes, Kentucky fried, it's so delicious, or even curry, On Haggis he'd have turned malicious in quite a hurry.Pity the Scotsman, Haggis-fed. His eyes deep-sunken in his head, His life he mostly spends in bed with some disorder, While wiser Scots than he are fled South of the border.Note well the Sassenach, full of quips, A laugh forever on his lips, Strength shows in everything he grips, his life's a caper, All due to eating fish and chips from old newspaper.O Thou, who from thy throne divine, Look'st down on earth with gaze benign, Deter all Scottish friends of mine from Haggis eating, Then much more gladly shall I dine when with Scots meeting: ***** That's me dressed in my kilt the dead Scotsman.******____go listen to my son-in-laws radio show here*____www.christiancountrymusicradio.com.*____a style="color: rgb(0,0,192); font-size: 10px; font-weight: bolder;" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3Lnhvb3NwYWNlLm NvbS8="