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joseph

the jiggly just went for the juggular

About Me

i am a simple man with a simple plan my doggy has a pedigree. if i had my say gonna stay that way an a common man is what i will be

My Interests

wrestling weightlifting reading writing an arithamatic

I'd like to meet:

pro wrestlers personal trainers weight lifters an promoters

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Music:

rock rap classical hawaiin prty much anything cept humpty dumty an yankee doodle

Movies:

martial arts comedy horror are all good for me

Television:

yeah i watch it when i am not workin out

Books:

comics linguistic an otheres

Heroes:

ricky steamboat magnum ta kid kash ricky morton lance storm

My Blog

what the hell its easter or it isnt easter

to all the candy companies out there who decided to change the date fo easter becaus they were not making profit i say eat shit evildoers because christ died 0on easter its the reason we celebrated it...
Posted by joseph on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

shut up about the tazers before i taze you

any one ever wonder why the hell they only show videos of white people gettin tazed well its cause they shoot all other races. for instance look at the smartmouth kid from florida who got tazed scream...
Posted by joseph on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

waaaaaaaaaaaaaat nooooooooooo the beeeeaaaaasssst

to those who know me know i am a travelin person of the world i like to visit many things an see many places an the people met along the way are a bonus....... except for the rubberneckers in my neigh...
Posted by joseph on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:24:00 PST

mikal bolton can kiss my grits

when a man loves a woman was an okay song but women that take it to heart are more foll of kaka then the mighty shakaka worshipin ingeaydingeas of killamanjaro. what do i mean you ask well there comes...
Posted by joseph on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

we are holding ice we are frikkin stupid

during my manny manny travels of the world we call earth i once traveled to the dreaded mountains of tennessee during the winter. to be specific it was the viking mountain range. the reason for this w...
Posted by joseph on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

the hell with strokin we be muddobbin

i am a pro wrestler and it is my privelege to train aspiring young wrestlers here in the wonderful state of hawaii. unfortunately we are not afforded all the riches of many of the other indy promotion...
Posted by joseph on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST

for those people who like to inhale their peppermint snopse need to try a hydrotherapy class

in my brief but exciting life i have done many a thing out of the ordinary, yes i experimented with inhalants(gasoline destroys brain cells and rubbing alcohol burns like a mofo if you accidently spui...
Posted by joseph on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:53:00 PST

here comes hawaii5joe dundadutaduhduh duntaduntadun

i am from the southern part of the united states, a world all ov its own doing, a simple place we houles like to call tennessee.an the first day i got off of the plane i was told to veiw hawaii with e...
Posted by joseph on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:58:00 PST

hooray my first blog

for my first blog (does that stand for big letter of grief) i think that i shall tell the women of the world to go easy on us guys becaus a man remembers days not dates an time not minutes an hours as...
Posted by joseph on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:18:00 PST