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Bing

Pain's a small thing to a giant.

About Me

I am basically a ninja. Therefore, I do all kinds of ninja-ish things. These ninja-ish things include playing video games, having a super large, wide-screen tv, playing xbox 360 on that super large, wide-screen tv, golfing all the time (all ninjas golf), and finally doing anything else that could be considered relatively ninja.

If you have seen me lately, you are very observant, because I am as invisible as a ghosts fart.

Recently I have been playing NCAA 09 in an online Dynasty for the VAG-ACC. Go Dope Boys of Virginia Tech.

My Interests

Video Games, Golf, Audio/Video, Computers, and Sports.

I'd like to meet:

Commander Fart Shepard, captain of the Normandy. But especially world renown player of Magic card games, Dek Hockey, Golf, Poker, and all things to be considered Stevish.....STEVE ZIDEK.Some day I will meet this Steve Zidek fellow.... And then I will play golf with him and mock him for his Magic card playing, PC gaming tendencies and ability to say "Oh shit son" while golfing even though he is quite white.... Someday........

If you yourself would like to meet Steve Zidek, please visit the following link. Sadly though, you can only meet him in the digital world of Steve Zidek's Myspace Page.

Steve Zidek

Music:

I like ninja music such as rap, hip-hop, some rock, some alternative, a little country, and oldies. Some of my favorite artists include Lloyd Banks, Common, Nas, T.I., Ne-yo, Trey Songz, NSYNC (that's right, I am still a fan who is patiently awaiting the reunion tour), Snoop's older stuff, and definitely Billy Joel. Billy Joel is one of the most honorable ninjas of all time.

Movies:

The Matrix trilogy, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, and When Nature Calls, Me, Myself, and Irene, Scary Movie 1-4, Not Another Teen Movie, Beerfest, and Super Troopers.

Television:

House, Burn Notice, Psych, and the Golf Channel.

Books:

Golf Magazine, Golf Digest, OXM, Game Informer, and IGN Xbox 360 articles. If those count as books, then a reader I am.

Heroes:

Commander Fart Shepard and Steve Zidek

My Blog

Steve's Moustache

If you will notice, the profile picture has been changed to one with perhaps the best moustache (Steve's not mine) that has ever lived.  Please enjoy all that is Steve's Moustache!  Take it ...
Posted by Bing on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

A Sad Day

That is right.  It is a sad day in the world of blogging.  Bing's blog total is significantly less than it was yesterday.  I have removed all blogs that could be considered relatively t...
Posted by Bing on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

Bill Staffen the dirty blog leaker

A new low has been reached in the world of the blog.  That low's name is Bill Staffen.  Bill Staffen has done the unthinkable.  That's right, he leaked Bing's Blogs to....... Dun D...
Posted by Bing on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

A poem about farting

Farts by Bing Johnson You rumble in my colon, You rumble when I'm bowlin, You make a very interesting sound, You make all of my roommates frown, When I'm sad you make me laugh, Even though you're just...
Posted by Bing on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:58:00 PST

Cracked the 70s again

I have finally done it again.  This past weekend I shot a 79.  I have not shot in the 70s since my 76 in March.  I could have finished better, but I had 6 strokes on the last par 4...
Posted by Bing on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:46:00 PST

Kicked the farg out...

So I was all up in our playoff hockey game just minding my own business when all of a sudden this dude's all like, "I'm going to clear the ball and then beat you to it."  So I'm all like, "shit, ...
Posted by Bing on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

Proposition of A New Word

It has been a while since my last blog.  So to all of you 2 people who read this blog and are seriously missing literature about golf and farting, this one's for you.  And now...without furt...
Posted by Bing on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:03:00 PST

Won some money golfing NINJAS!!!

This Saturday I was in a scramble with my dad, nettey's dad, and another friends dad.  So me and the dads are only shooting 1 under after 9.  We are all like, "EFF we are sucking."  So ...
Posted by Bing on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST