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Hagrid

I am a dog. I have a farty bottom.

About Me

Come and visit Hagorama Studios to buy cool gifts! Special line in memory of the beautiful Hemi Bear - Many more products available. Simply visit http://www.zazzle.com/jaceyevans
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.. Create Your Own..My doggy mummy was a full pedigree British Bulldog and my doggy Daddy was a full pedigree French Bulldog.. My Mummy says that makes me a BULLFROG!! I reckon it just makes me damn cool! Man I am so pimpin'! Look at all my funky doggy buddies!!.. Surely there must be a hot laydeeee doggy or two out there who wants a date with a handsome little bugger like me..? No bottom sniffin' on the first date.. I promise!! .. Well maybe a little bit..! ruff ruff ruff! aroooooo! Well I am the king of the house, I chew everything that's mine and if it ain't mine, I chew it til nobody wants it any more then I chew it some more!! I looooove to steal the toilet roll.. especially when someone's on the toilet ha ha ha aroooo! Then I like to run round and eat it so they have to chase me with their pants round their ankles! I loooove new toys.. That is until I've eaten them.. Then mummy has to buy me some more! Yaaay! I made short work of Mr. Moo.. Now he's decapitated Mr. Moo.. Oh and Scooby Doo has no head, no feet or tail... In fact he's just Scooby torso now! Whenever I can I like to get into mummy's cupboard and pick a nice tasty looking shoe or two and destroy it! Yeah I love designer shoes! The more expensive the better! I like to show these humans who's boss by letting one go when they are watching TV and ignoring me, then they have to CLEAR THE ROOM! Cos the man of the house has spoken!! grrrrr! ruff ruff ruff! That'll teach them not to pay attention to me! When mummy takes me for walks along the river Thames I like to jump in when I can, even though mummy is shouting at me not to... Something about rats wee and disease or something.. I don't care.. I love it! Yaaay! grrrrrrr I'm the king!!!
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My Interests

My Mummy..

I'd like to meet:

A nice Bulldoggy wife for some Bulldoggy lovin

Music:

Snoop Doggy Dog - Baha Men

Movies:

Turner & Hooch - Homeward Bound - Fluke - Beethoven - 101 Dalmations - Lady & The Tramp - The Aristocats

Television:

Animal Planet

Books:


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Heroes:

Dogtanian

My Blog

My big beautiful ears... They are sooo much trouble!!!

Well, I am not very well.. Because of my huge (and very beautiful) ears, I constantly get little infections.. My Mummy cleans my ears at least once a day (I hate it and sometimes try to hide from her....
Posted by Hagrid on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

Tagged again!

I got tagged! Here are the rules: You have been selected (or tagged if you will). Now, you have to tell 6 odd or not so odd facts about yourself, and select 6 of your friends to do the same. At t...
Posted by Hagrid on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST

Wooohooo!! Bullfrog blog!

Hooorraaaaay and ruff ruff ruff ruff! The other day I was contacted by a beautiful little dawgie called Princess.. She said we were the same breed! I often get dawgies sayin' I'm the French version of...
Posted by Hagrid on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:23:00 PST

I've been HIT!!!!

I've been Hit! List 8 friends and one good thing about them. 1. Jedi Hemi - Cos he is super cool and loves Star wars.. The force is strong with this one..! (And it was fun painting him up like a ...
Posted by Hagrid on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

Rashyness.. Grrrrrr....!

OK so its hot and I don't like the heat. I think I speak for all Bullies when I say that HOT WEATHER SUCKS! and mummy noticed recently that I had a rash appearing on my tummy and legs but she thought ...
Posted by Hagrid on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:56:00 PST

TAG!!!!

OK I've been tagged and I too, tag all of my friends because I love playing with everyone!! (Don't all dogs??!) Here are the rules:  You have been selected (or tagged if you will).  Now...
Posted by Hagrid on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

Wooooooo! It's pool time!!

Yep that's right.. I got downright distressed when I saw all my american myspace buddies splishing around in funky pools and on the beach in this hot weather.. grrrrrr ruff ruff ruff! It's just not fa...
Posted by Hagrid on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:10:00 PST

DOG FIGHT!!!

Woooohooooo bloggy bloggy blog blog!! I haven't written anything in a while so this is a new doggy bloggy!!! I had my first real fight the other day.. Managed to freak my mummy out a bit! he he ...
Posted by Hagrid on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:52:00 PST

Fartyness

I have a farty bottom. Does anyone know of any farty cures? Cos Mummy says she's going to stick a cork in my bottom if not.
Posted by Hagrid on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:02:00 PST

Hot Bulldoggy Action

Just a quick post to say that although I now have a girlfriend of sorts, I don't think it's going to last - It could be that we just have different interests, or that we're just not connecting, b...
Posted by Hagrid on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:00:00 PST