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About Me

Hiya! I'm Molly and Dr. Garrick says I'm at least five. I found my mom Brandy June 2006 and I have been crazying her ever since. She tells people my tail is useless... My friends are Knuckle Dog and Orange Boy Cat. Sometimes I'll hang around with Gray Girl or Bird, just to see what they're eating. I enjoy stealing Coke Rewards caps, hugging armfuls of dirt, scaling the mighty Clothes Mountain, sliding dead roaches with my nose, dragging lonely shoes across the floor and perfecting my weasel wardance. My favorite low-impact activities include rubbing my chin on the carpet, napping, contemplating the crud around the AC vent and becoming invisible. When the day is done and my belly is full, I wish for nothing more than to loaf around with my mom and watch Craig Ferguson. Just don't tell her, as that may upset the (dis)order of my universe..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jungle Jack Hannah, Jared Miller and Mr. Jeff Corwin+ those silly mouth noises! It would have ROCKED to meet Steve Irwin- we can hang out when I get dead. I am a HUGE fan of Hagrid! I'd introduce myself and it would go like this, like this right here. "Hiya Hagrid! What do you have against polecats and which sick individual wrote the recipe for stoat sandwiches?" Just like that. Perhaps The Dark Lord, so we can exchange business cards. I need to meet Sesshoumaru. So pretty! We could have a contest- a shredding stuff with our claws contest and maybe I'd let him win. Speaking of dogs, I would just POOP if I met Ein. Carlton- I wanna see if he's got shark teeth. Prince Zuko- he can warm my hammock anytime. Minnie Driver, as we have the same laugh. Yeah, Minnie Driver. So Minnie Driver, Codo & Podo, and the cool-footed Geico gecko.

My Blog

Susannah

I once got a friend request from Mystery Woman Susannah. I didn't even look at the profile; I simply decided that the default picture was too pretty (with it's sunny yellow background) and s...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Pops

My Daddy-----yeah, I wish. Put a shirt on, people are gonna think you're underage!
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:13:00 GMT

Snivelling Crapricorn

Happy birthday, beautiful. We miss you. We love you. We get blurry tattoos of your sour, snarling face. And don't get me started on the, er, fandom...whew! B...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:12:00 GMT

Growed-Ups Only X

This was originally posted as a bulletin on Dec 1, 2007 that Nice Lady Liz alone commented- even though I asked *pretty please* for my friends to comment. So here: I was at the butt-smelly mall y...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:00:00 GMT

Demon Dogs

I'm waiting to be approved by a bunch of dogs- real dogs, not human boys of the meanie-head variety. Since dogs using computers are loads more noticable noticeable? Is there an 'e' in there? Since dog...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Drugs

To the people dealing after midnight on my block: Stop watching me walk my mom. If your windows are up and you see her lips moving, calm down- she's talking to ME. No need to turn off the lights and s...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:37:00 GMT

Slithering Horcrux

I have decided that even after the NDE she inflicted upon Mr. Weasley, I would hate for Nagini to be destroyed. Animals getting dead is not cool, except if it's a roach getting batted around by G...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:24:00 GMT

Friend Requests- The Littlest Hypocrite

I still don't get it when these feisty, non-spamtastic individuals wish to add me. There is one little lady out there who keeps me as her #1 but has yet to reply to my inquiry. My question to Je...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:45:00 GMT

Morning Persons

Wanna story? More like one of Mom's drab tales of woe. She'd gone shopping with Baby and Babymama (didn't bring me a thing, the cows.) She dumped out her bag and invited me t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:13:00 GMT

Nobody reads this anyway...

Since Jessie doesn't read this stuff, I'm gonna swear- I'm gonna say "F."No one can ever find my fucking belly button. I seem to exist in some micro navel-free zone. When my mom flips me o...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:52:00 GMT