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ROBERTO AKA BOSQUITO

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About Me

Whats good people? I am a comedian out of Phoenix,Az. My mom said I'm one of the funniest people she has ever given birth to. I am also a real estate agent. I make more money than white people cause I get paid to sell the house and landscape it too! The beauty of being Mexican. I am part of Montijo Entertainment which is going to be bringing "The adventures of Pachuco Boy" an animated series, as well as touring with other top comedians in the country. As a 3rd generation "hispanic" I am not the typical " que onda holmes" mexican, I was born here! Legally too! I know who my daddy is. Also I am a very successful 29 year old hispanic male with no outside kids. There are only 100 or so of us here on my space. I also like to make fun of life, people,and just being totally free. The beauty of comedy is that it's just one person one mic. If your funny, all the ladies love you, if you suck then everyone hates you. Like a friend of mine says "Back then they didn't want me, now Im hot they all up on me!" Im fun loving and most people like to be around me, but I am hispanic and we do get crazy sometimes. Peace and love, tomorrow is never a given, make life what you want and dream, it's ok to dream. Carpe Diem You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

Making people laugh so hard they want to pee their pants. I also like gettin my walk on at the clubs, embarrasing my friends. I also have an intellectual side where I read and like to be a loner at home and just relax and not have people all day say " oh your a comedian make me laugh". Keep family and friends tight cause fake ass people suck. I also like making money and music with my cuz BIG D.

Movies:

WWW.ROBERTORODRIGUEZLIVE.COM

Books:

Secrets of the millionaire mind- Gotta make that money man Light in the attic- Shel Silverstien My favorite book when I was a kid Millionaire Real Estate Agent- Gary Keller Again gotta make that money man. Queen of clean- got tired of asking nana how to get stains out. Men are from mars,women are from venus- Its just easier to know that you will never figure them out. Power of Intention- You have to live life with purpose or you are just floating around till you die!

My Blog

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Posted by ROBERTO AKA BOSQUITO on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:13:00 PST