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Adam Wilson

The woods are lovely, dark and deep...

About Me

Ol' Timey Montage.

Add to My Profile | More Videos I'm your average, run of the mill frustrated artist. With bionic eyes. That last bit was a lie, but you have to admit, my tribe are a dime a dozen. Nickel on boxing day. I write, act, and perform stand-up comedy. I dig Shakespeare, Abbot and Costello, and Tarantino on about the same level. I have an inexhaustible supply of ideas and very poor brain-management skills. I like people. I think we're essentially a good bunch. We are the batch of monkeys 2.0 who nuke and poison and bash each other on the heads, but we also invented candy, hugs and global virtually instantaneous communication. That's a lot of info, so I'll say no more for now than this: I have no hates but hatred, so if you groove with the side of goodness, non-judgement and love, we're already friends. And everyone on this ball of dust could use a few more of those. Oh, and if you can make me famous, I'm ready. I accept. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

A certain doctoral candidate, cinema (movies, not just "films"), TV(--fiction and actual entertainers only!--Would somebody please plug the volcano that spews American, prime-time "reality" TV, then carve it out and launch it to the most distant recesses of space?)Conversation is the big one. Mocking things ranks highly within that category. I love reading, but I'm having trouble finding enough time for it right now. I'll always accept the recommendation of a good book.Today's questions:Hey, how come everbody who ever so much as brought Johhny Knoxville a coffee or got caught in a stream of his urine has a show on the air now?Why do birds sing so gay, and lovers await the break of day?

I'd like to meet:


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People who like to communicate with other people. Using ideas. And words. (I'm looking to hook up with minds, and am not remotely interested in the swimsuit areas at this time.) Anyone and everyone who is creative by trade. People who like to make movies, tell jokes, act, sing, dance, write, or hire me.

Music:

I love The Smiths, Keane, Coldplay, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and I've got a real soft spot for novelty acts like Corky and the Juice Pigs or Moxy Fruvous. Don't add the Barenaked Ladies to that list, though. I like them as a real band. Since I'm a relic, my faves are stuff like The Cure, Nirvana, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus and New Order. Everything that was ever on a John Hughes soundtrack is good. I will not debate that issue with you. It is simply true. Music isn't the hub of my existence the way it is for a lot of people, but I admit that most of my favourite things would suck without music. Interesting sidenote: The love of my life tried to convince me that I should pare this area way down, and normally I respect everything she has to say. But an unbiased editor would take into account that she finds my taste in music to be, and I quote, "for shit".

Movies:

I love all great movies and all good movies and all horrible movies. The kind you can't remember seeing ought to be illegal. Most recent loves : He Died With a Falafel in His Hand, March of the Penguins (looking forward to seeing it sent up), Brick, Palindromes. Most recent scares: Catherine Breillat's Anatomy of Hell (we've all read post-postmodern works, please modify your essentialist crusade at once or stop making films. Either way, it leaves us with only two wishes left, and well spent at that) Most recent blahs: Kinky Boots (you never really crossed over into the light.--using gay as a source of beauty and universality is one thing, using it as an exorcist for liberal guilt another. When you're all grown up and let your gay characters have relationships on screen, we will love you)

Television:

Greatest series ever? Buffy. Firefly. Rescue Me. Weeds. Six Feet Under. Gilmore Girls. Kids in the Hall. Monty Python and Fawlty Towers. My So-Called Life. Three's company, but I may be factoring in the memory of the hilarious John Ritter. The Carol Burnett Show. The Muppet Show.Slings and Arrows. Michael Moore's stuff. JON STEWART. Clone High. Family Guy. Simpsons. Arrested Development. Anything Sorkin has breathed on.

Books:

Every @..$% thing I can find. If you recommend it, I will read it. Unless it's a two-dimensional piece of shit involving the further adventures of some knob who had to quit "the company", and is joining up for one last blah against the threat of blah. Most recently, fell in love with David Sedaris' Dress Your Family in Cordueroy and Denim. In a nutshell, I think his writing is like an adorable dog dealing poker, and every third or fourth card is a softball covered in razorblades at an unexpected velocity. In other news, if you have any interest in gender and sexuality and have not yet read How Loathsome (by Tristan Crane), you're overdue.

Heroes:

Everyone who does what they love, and everyone who does what they hate, for love.

My Blog

Survey action

I had no choice but to respond to this survey, partly because i love the sender. 1. Were you named after anyone? My parents were very lazy Catholics, so they opened a bible..."Here's one; God! No, tha...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

Shopping in style--Adam-style

Today I went to the convenience store in my pyjamas. I had a coat on, but I'm starting to think that mostly working from home is getting to me. On the up-side it was kind of cool. I felt like the Dude...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

The Chritmas Spirit(s, and festive panties)

So it's Christmas-time. Yeah, Christmas-time. Not holiday time or season time. If I may quote from Father Rod, one of my own fictitious characters (how arrogant), "The Christmas season calls to mind a...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST

Wow...

Oh my god, life is sweet. I've just come from one of the best meetings ever. My undying thanks to you--you know who you are. Everything is coming up roses. Between love, art, and affiliating myself wi...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

right and wrong

We live at a terrifying point in human civilization. I know you knew that, there's no need to shout. I want to talk about what's dirty and wrong and what's not. Violence is bad and sex is good, and an...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST

Netiquette

So I'm getting lots of new friend requests from a diverse combination of advertising nonentities and twenty-year old girls who "loove to paaaartaaay" Horrifying stat#1: This has increased tenfold sinc...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

ickulence

So last night, my dearest love and I joined one of the grooviest people ever for some drinks. It was a time well-enjoyed by all, and we've all got some awesome new things happening as a result. Howev...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

Bargain hunters, and their counterparts, men...

So I was in one of the finer vintage stores today--a little place I like to call L'Armee de Salvation. My dearest heart was with me. I swear to gods (any and all available) that she stopped, sniffed t...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

TODAY'S BAD PRODUCT IDEAS-vol. 1

1.McWhiskey 2.Novelty Pregnancy Tests--amuse your friends and terrify your enemies with false embriotic alarms--"zygotcha good!" 3.Saran Prophylactic Wrap-"yo, you think your shit is fresh, KEEP it fr...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:24:00 PST

no reason at all. It's just fun to say.

Clandestine testicle sandwich.
Posted by Adam Wilson on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST