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mary

I am here for Friends

About Me

Let's see...I hate this... it feels so "personal ads..." I'm a smart-ass. totally sarcastic...only tease the ones I love, though. Cultured and always willing to try new things...I love anything east Indian...Bollywood rocks! I love karaoke. It's definitely a staple... Honestly, I go at least 3 times a week...I hope one day to actually use my only talent, singing, and maybe become a recording artist or front a band...I really, really, really, desperately want to start going to live shows in SF...so if anyone is down.

My Interests

Do I have to say it again? Yes, I like karaoke...I love going to really good restaurants. I enjoy cooking...well, trying to cook, anyway... Going to any kind of performance, whether it be music, theater, dance...I'm not really big on the poetry-slam-thing, though...

I'd like to meet:

humans...just fun people...free-thinkers, musicians, hot rockabilly guys, hot punk guys, non-sissy girls...karaoke whores...

Music:

I know...this is going to sound so "pop." I like Gwen Stefani...actually, i totally idolize her...Black Eyed Peas, Talking Heads, Sublime, Bjork, Pat Benetar, Heart. Any totally rockin' female singer...Terri Nunn, Tears for Fears, Jamiroquai, Romeo Void, Blondie, David Bowie, The Ramones.

Movies:

I love almost anything independent or foreign. John Waters stuff...Hairspray, Serial Mom, Pink Flamingos...(Waters at his raunchiest...) Moonsoon Wedding, Opposite of Sex...gotta love Christina Ricci, Buffallo 66, Lost in Translation, Dancer in the Dark...but you know I gotta be real and throw in Dirty Dancing and The Parent Trap starring Haley Mills and Haley Mills...Muriel's Wedding, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Monsoon Wedding, Ziggy Stardust...and my new favorite...my hero and man of my dreams...Napoleon Dynamite!

Television:

I love Golden Girls, ok? Roseanne...basically any re-run that was on when I was growing up. Absolutely Fabulous, French and Saunders. Gotta love Dave Chappelle...Dog, the Bounty Hunter and of course, Project Runway and Top Chef...

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, On the Beach, Memoirs of a Geisha, East of Eden, Valley of the Dolls...

Heroes:

my grandfather...he was the wisest, strongest, most well-spoken man I've ever met...and I really miss him...