EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER - ProfilesArchive

About Me

World's Greatest Wrestler, President of the Banana-Hater Club, West Coast Chapter, and star of MICHAEL AUSHENKER's El Gato, Crime Mangler comic books: THE NINE LIVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER! -- HOLY GHOST EL GATO! -- FUTURESHOCK: EL GATO 2002! -- THE NINE LOVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER!

My Interests

Swingin' Senoritas, lovely Asian Blossoms an' Manglin' Crime, so evil-doers WATCH YER BACK!

I'd like to meet:

---- All of You Ballerinas and Librarians in da Wrestlin' Rink!

Music:

Find the EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER comic book series, THOSE UNSTOPPABLE ROGUES, CHIPMUNKS & SQUIRRELS, CARTOON FLOPHOUSE, and other comics by MICHAEL AUSHENKER at ----------------------------------------------------------CA RTOONFLOPHOUSE.COM------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------Visi t the official COMICSPACE site-------------------------------------------------http:// www.comicspace.com/cartoonflophouse/ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------

Movies:

KING KONG (1933)

Television:

Tell a HUH?!? What da hell is dat?

Books:

Mine! THE NINE LOVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER! -- HOLY GHOST EL GATO! -- FUTURESHOCK: EL GATO 2002! -- THE NINE LOVES OF EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER! ------ NINE LOVES features art by dese bums: Michael Aushenker, John Barber (an editor over at Marvel Comics), Javier Hernandez (EL MUERTO, AZTEC ZOMBIE), Amarpal Khanna, Kent Myers (DETROIT! MURDER CITY COMIX), Rafael Navarro (SONAMBULO), Ted Seko (ATTACK OF THE SUPERMONSTERS and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS), Lisa Strouss (GIRLS WITH GLASSES, GIANT ROBOT magazine) and Jim Wheelok (SILENT BUYBACK). While yer at it, read EL MUERTO, AZTEC ZOMBIE; SONAMBULO; BILLY COLE; & LE MENAGERIE comics and CALLING MONSTER ISLAND. ----- Dis is none of yer freakin' business but I also read CARTOON FLOPHOUSE, CHIPMUNKS & SQUIRRELS 'n' THOSE UNSTOPPABLE ROGUES! ---- Check dem sweet little chickens out at ELGATOCOMICS.COM

Heroes:

Yer lookin' at him, clam shell -------------Manly men only! You know, tough guys! Aushenker..."Bloody Sam" Peckinpah...Warren Oates...Yul Brynner...Sergio Leone...Lee Van Cleef...Bogart...Mitchum...McQueen...Johnny Cash...Joe Strummer...Hurricane Ramirez...Run-DMC and Jam Master Jay...Redman...Method Man...DMX...and Tom Hatten, host of "Popeye & His Friends" and "Family Film Festival."

My Blog

TV: 30 ROCKS......OFFICE overrated...FAMILY GUY still sucks....

My current lady friend has introduced me to 30 ROCK, which I never watched because I was following UGLY BETTY for a while. Man, was that the wrong move.UGLY BETTY is good but not great, and ever since...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:15:00 PST

It’s the SUMMER OF FRESH INNOVATION: INDY BONES 4, SEX AND THE ANCIENT CITY, X-TINCT FILES

Where are the new ideas coming out of Hollywood?George Lucas pulls a STAR WARS, waits another 20 years to do a sequel to INDIANA JONES, and comes up with another (by most accounts) disappointing follo...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

CHEESE-WISE, MY BEST WEEK EVER........

Preface: One of the few great things that came out of a short-lived relationship a couple of girlfriends back was that I was introduced to the joys of Spanish cheese. I thought Mancago was "el bombo" ...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:34:00 PST

Not all nerds are smart. Geeks can be morons, too.....

I'm not gonna name this idiot's name, but there's a guy at the Comics Journal Web site who started an asinine thread to discuss his "epiphany" on why the IRON MAN movie is better than most superhero f...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:18:00 PST

FIVE UPCOMING MOVIES I’D PLAN TO SEE IN THEATERS....

1) THE INCREDIBLE HULK Contrary to the godawful Ang Lee HULK and the initial trailer, I'm energized by the new, extended trailer for the film. It looks like good comic book fun. Back in the day, THE I...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:55:00 PST

TOP FIVE ALBUMS I am EAGERLY awaiting...(no surprises here...)

1) The new WEEZER album in June -- check out the funny video for the catchy lead single: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI2) The latest BECK album....3) The new VINES album in July....Always ...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Sat, 24 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

Congratulations, Kristi and Mark.......and Zorro, go home!

Congratulations to the Yama, she won the "Dancing With the Stars" gold (um, disco ball, actually) fair and square.Conversely, my condolences to those who witnessed the tragedy of Adam Carolla returnin...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:57:00 PST

GO, KRISTI, GO! KILL, KRISTI, KILL!

Tonight is the ultimate showdown. And I'm going to publically announce that I'm rooting for Kristi and Mark to win tonight on STARS. Big Baldy is out, he's been slipping steadily, so I don't expect hi...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

I HATE SNAKES AND REMAKES...>INDY 4 looks like lazy hackwork........

i LOVED the original RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. I loved it so much, I will not be seeing INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF CRYSTAL SKULLS (lousy title, by the way). I thought from the get-go (mostly base...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:09:00 PST

Watch DEATH RIDES A HORSE in honor of the bad-ass JOHN PHILLIP LAW

John Phillip Law has passed away. Most famously, he played in "Barbarella" and in "Danger: Diabolik," but the film I really dug him in was one of my favorite Westerns of all time with the riveting Lee...
Posted by EL GATO, CRIME MANGLER on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:59:00 PST