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jeff monday:

Do it........... You won't.

About Me

mort and shavonne bought me a pink polo shirt to go with my designer jeans...you know,the jeans with the rhinestones on the ass pockets. i am the only heel dj living in las vegas(i will work face if the money's right)no i don't "make beats" or play at a club in which you had a $250 bottle of Fleischmanns Vodka fag... Besides, Jerimiah Wulf already told me your birthday party is "gonna be bunk".

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Top Friends" lists are for fags- if you're the type of person who holds sacred their page on a website used by millions, or think myspace is the nucleus of your personal/creative/social life, you're a douche. don't worry, we're still buddies. you can't help it. ...and,I'd like to kick it with Elvis Presley(or Will Sasso impersonating Elvis): ....AND ODB FOREVER BITCHES!!!!

Music:

Oakland Faders,Original Hamster,Otto Von Schirach,Buck Owens,Mean Gene Okerlund,Obituary,and everything else that starts with O

Movies:

Halloween3:Season of the Witch.... Dumb and Dumber ....The Avenging Disco Godfather ....Kids.. OverTheTop.. and numerous amateur pornos.

Television:



Books:

1 million ways to please your lover, No means maybe, Just breathe it in, and anything written by Paul(the apostle)

Heroes:

Rick Monday:

My Blog

Flying

I believe  Airline employees are lying scumbags. Try getting bumped up to first class. They always lie. I had a coupon for an upgrade. You ever try to get bumped up using a coupon? You have a bet...
Posted by monday on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST

Willie Nelson

Last Sunday night, I had the pleasure to see Willie Nelson at the Hollywood Bowl.  It was an amazing show.  All the hits.  At the show, he played a song about all the places he has been...
Posted by monday on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST