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The Undertakers

Bring Out Yer Dead....

About Me

The Undertakers are what happens when you take the man out of the adolescent but not the adolescence out of the man. We deal in the primal two minute rock'n'roll made infamous by the likes of the Cramps, Ramones and the Stooges. We are, if you will, the Ryanair of Garage Punk - cheap, no frills, and if you don't like us you're not getting your money back. However, if we do tickle your nipples, just sit back, relax and think things a little bit evil to the accompaniment of the distorted mid tempo malice of the Undertakers....
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IRISH FARMERS GO BAD....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/13/2006
Band Website: theundertakers.ie
Band Members: KAMIKAZE CD NOW AVAILABLE ONLINE - ONLY €6 INCLUDING P&P TO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!!TOP SECRET - THREAT LEVEL 3 - BREACH OF NATIONAL SECURITY BY GARAGEABILLY INFILTRATORS WHO WISH TO REPROGRAMME YOUNG MINDS WITH DANGEROUS PSYCHOBILLY INSTEAD OF SNORE-A-MINUTE NEUTERED RNB & TELLYPOP SHITE. THEY MUST BE STOPPED. THEY ARE :
THE POSH PSYCHO - Barrington Butcher-Gore (Hollering)
THE WOLFMAN - Hirsute Henry (Strumming)THE SHADOWY MAN IN THE SHADOWS - Mysterioso McConundrum (Slapping)
THE EVIL GENIUS - Dr Ivan T B Reeshe (Beating/battering)
THE FIFTH UNDERTAKER - Igor (Carrying, Driving, Drinking, Grumping etc.)

Influences: The Ramones, The Cramps, New York Dolls, Sultans of Ping FC, The Golden Horde, Link Wray
Sounds Like: The Cramps
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Kamikaze CD now available - ¬6 to anywhere in the world...

Howdy folks, you can now buy Kamikaze online - the cost for the CD is ¬5 and ¬1 p&p to anywhere in the world... the track listing is as follows :KamikazeThe Only Good Golfer Is A Dead OneWalkin&rs...
Posted by The Undertakers on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

New CD "Kamikaze" coming out soon...

Hi folks... we'll shortly have copies of our new CD Kamikaze on sale here - once I get sorted with all the bothersome real-life stuff... in the meantime you can check out and download preview track "L...
Posted by The Undertakers on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:45:00 PST

Lovesick Love...

Hi Lads and Ladies... we now have a downloadable preview of a track from our forthcoming Cd up here... the lovely "Lovesick Love"...
Posted by The Undertakers on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:38:00 PST

The Tavern, 22nd June 2007

Ouch me head! Great gig last night, even though I say so myself... the 'takers went on first and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves even though it went a bit freeform jazz in places.... several members of t...
Posted by The Undertakers on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

Undertaker News...

Just to let youse know we're playing in the Tav next Friday, providing support to 79Cortinaz and FC69... I know logically we should be Under59takers accord to the law of arithmetic progression but it'...
Posted by The Undertakers on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

Mr T Bear

Our latest Undertakers LeisureWear Model, Mr T Bear, is appearing courtesy of DJ Barb Wire, the hostess with the mostest Garage on WLUW FM in chicago....
Posted by The Undertakers on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

Update January 2007

Howdy Folks, just to let yous know we're all still alive (kind of)...We hope to be back gigging come April, and will let you have more news when we have it...
Posted by The Undertakers on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:10:00 PST

The Undertakers are now on YouTube....

You can now catch the Undertakers at www.youtube/user/theeundertakers.
Posted by The Undertakers on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

UNDERTAKERS TO HAVE THEIR WEXFORD CHERRY POPPED BY STICKY DIGIT!

The Undertakers are delighted to announce their engagement at the sweaty hands of Sticky Digit to participate in a foursome (with Southern Dirge and Underground) at their Halloween Bash in O'Loughlins...
Posted by The Undertakers on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

New Pics'n'Vids up at www.theundertakers.ie

We've got a whole host of pics'n'vids up at the CyberMorgue from the Carnival of Carnal Chaos that was the launch of Carburettors, Crankshafts and Cadavers on the 29th....
Posted by The Undertakers on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST