I'm a model cat, so I do a lot of photoshoots. Luckily, cats don't have the same superficial expectations of humans, so dieting is not included in my vocabulary. I like to sit in on the ritual smoke circles here at home. Afterwards I usually like a snack. Hell, I always enjoy a snack. I don't know if I've mentioned it yet, but I love grease.
Small Animal Survey!!!
What kind of small animal are you? Cat
How old are you? 4
Where did your owner get you? Magness AR
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Yes, Georgia my sister cat.
Whats your favorite food? Grease bread.
Do you like to be held? All the time when I want to be.
Do you poop and pee a lot? Yes, and I'm almost able to hit the box.
Do you love your owners? They put out enough food and heat.
Are you overweight? The vet calls me "plump".
Do you like to get baths? My owner bathes with me in the finest of soaps!
Have you ever bitten your owner? Yeah, and what?
Have you ever met another animal like you? Not yet.
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? Only in my dreams.
Have you ever been outside? I go out when I feel like it.
Have you ever eaten grass? Eating grass is for homeless cats. I smoke it!
Garfield, Benicio Del Toro, Thomasina, Mandisa.
Pink Floyd, Tool, Juvenile, Phish, Lucas, Calcabrina, Catholic school songs, Janis Joplin, Separation Anxiety, Elton John.
Three Lives of Thomasina, Half Baked, The Cat from Outerspace.
Montel Williams, King of the Hill, Wife Swap, I Want That, Nanny 911, Married with Children.