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Abe

I bet shittin nails would hurt.

About Me



Pre-Hyptnotized Peter

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My Interests

Pool, MUSIC!, Computers, The outdoors, getting 8 hours of sleep, going to the gym, camping, fishing, hiking, poker and other card games, board games, Beer Pong, Basketball.

My Photos

.. Abe scored as being A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like tieing up people and teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


90%

Sex God


88%

A Romantic


58%

Virgin


25%
How are you in bed

I'd like to meet:

My dad, Ghandi just for kicks, Sean Connery, Hank Azaria.

Music:


Sublime, Radiohead, The Shins, Muse, Nick Drake, Pink Floyd, The Books, The Eagles, The Vines, Clutch, Weezer, Steve Miller Band, The Beatles, The Urge, Dire Straights, Norah Jones, Audioslave, Green Day, Frank Sinatra, Dope, Marylin Manson, A lot of 80's music that I don't know , Prodigy, Jay Z, Chemical Brothers, Lenny Kravitz, Len, Methods of Mayem, Pinback, The Beach Boys, Bap Kennedy Crystal Method, CCR, 311, A.F.I., Ambulance LTD, Aerosmith, Beck, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Bloodhound Gang, Bush, Butthole Surfers, Underworld, U2, Tricky, Foo Fighters, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Flock of Seagulls, Ah-Ha, Rolling Stones, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Hendrix, Lennon, The Wallflowers, Fluke, Juno Reactor, John Lennon, Lucero, The Secret Machines, The Mars Volta, Lunatic Calm, Martin Page, Mat Mahar, Mirwais, Monster Magnet, Franz Ferdinand, Starting Line, 2 Pac, Postal Service, DNTEL, Paul Oakenfold, Something Corporate, Modest Mouse, Keane, KMFDM, Kid Rock, Metallica, Rammstein, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blue October, Boxcar Racer, Mudvayne, Massive Attack, Matthew Good Band, Jimmy Eat World, Jet, Hot Hot Heat, Kings of Leon, Filter, Fat Boy Slim, Default, Death Cab for Cutie, Switchfoot, Garbage, Coldplay, Twista, Unwritten Law, Bright Eyes, Blind Melon, Outkast, The Police, Cat Stevens, Claude Bolling, Elliot Smith, Fastball, Forrest of the Trees, Phil Collins, Genesis, Straylight Run, Cake

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Movies:

Oh shit... here we go:
Hackers, Spun, Serendipity, Trainspotting:
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Snatch, Dan In Real Life, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Matrix 1 & 2 (3 sucked except for that upside down shit), Blow, Reqieum for a Dream, Mars Attacks!, Tron, Real Genius, Sin City, Super Troopers, Romeo & Juliet (the one with Leo and Danes), True Lies, Doomsday, The Secret of NIMH, Fear and Loathing, Final Desitnation, Sphere, Event Horizon:
, Little Monsters
, Deep Impact, Jacki Chan and Jet Li flicks,
Labyrinth, Cube, Cube 2: Hypercube, Cube Zero, LEGEND, People Under the Stairs, What about Bob, Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic, Garden State, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Dumb and Dumber, Dick Tracy, X-Men 1&2&3 soon 4!, Indiana Jones, Superman (When Reeves was around), Sneakers, Nothing But Trouble, Nothing to Lose, Chain Reaction, Scarface, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Harry Potter: [Ya i'm hooked on the Potter] , Independence Day, Twister, Bad Boys 1 (2 kinda sucked), Halfbaked, NARC, Swordfish,
Moulin Rouge, Napolean Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead,BraveheartPuppet Masters, Animatrix, Superman:
Encino Man, The Mummy 1 & 2, Jackass: The Movie, Mr. Hollands Opus, The Man in the Moon, Tank Girl, Free Willy!, Fern Gully the Last Rain forest, The Last Unicorn, Girls on the Side, Land Before Time (1 Only!), The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Me, Myself and Irene, Fight Club, Vitruosity, Blade 1 & 2 (3 Sucked), The Monster Squad, The Goonies, Harry and the Hendersons, Lawnmower Man 1 & 2,
5th Element, Clockwork Orange, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind, Emperor's New Groove, Donnie Darko, Out Cold, Orange County, Kung Fu Hustle, Fun With Dick and Jane, Grandmas Boy, Shrek 1 & 2, Gummo, Crash, Black & White, The Island, Full Metal Jacket, Sling Blade, Drop Dead Fred, Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hard with a Vengence, Tresspass, Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Dark Days, Days of Thunder, Ricky Bobby, Pan's Labryinth, Saved!, My Brothers Keeper, The Usual Suspects, House of D, Jackass 1 & 2, Pi, The Last Unicorn, The Adventures of Baron Munchahioson, Sherry Baby, Poseidon, I'll list some more later....
Famous Quotes
Dumb and Dumber: State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
Dogma:
Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.
Jay and Silent Bob SB:
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?
Superman:
Gen. Zod: Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!
Airplane! :
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Trainspotting:
Renton: [narrating] This was typical of Mikey Forrester.
Renton: What the fuck are these?
Renton: [narrating] In the normal run of things, I would have nothing to do with the cunt. But this was not the normal run of things.
Mikey Forrester: Opium suppositories. Ideal for your purposes. Slow release. Bring you down gradual. Custom fucking designed for your needs.
Renton: I want a fucking hit!
Mikey Forrester: That's all I've got, matey, take it or leave it. (Renton considers this and eventually takes the Opium suppositories and inserts them)
Mikey Forrester: Aye, you feel better the now right?
Renton: Oh, yeah, for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse!

Television:

Family Guy, Heroes, Razorback Games, Nip/Tuck, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Weeds, Californication, Dexter, Billards, Tennis, Frisky Dingo.

Books:

I have read "Z" for Zachariah, Romeo & Juliet, Some of the C.S. Lewis Chronicles of Narnia, Deaf Like Me, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Giver.

Heroes:

My mom and Pizza Hut delivery guys.

My Blog

50 Things Women Fuck Up When Having Sex

50 Things Women Fuck Up When Having Sex 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop...
Posted by Abe on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST