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About Me

Im a little bit country...Little bit rock and roll.Silly-ass girl, no ex husbands, no kids, living w my roomate and two cats....desperately seeking excitement in my life! My family is very important to me. Im a woman...by fault complicated and indecisive.I like to try new things and im VERY open minded. I love to laugh all the time(a jolly soul i guess you could call me)although my sense of humor tends to be dark and perverse. Thats the way i like it.I am trying to get my life together and not become someone that lives a life of watching others live. The tears of a clown.
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Which Greek God Are You?

My Result: Artemis
You're most like Artemis. Artemis was the Goddess of Wild things. She was the huntsman of the Gods and the protector of the young. Your father was Zeus and your twin brother was Apollo. You probably received this result because you're strong yet you have a friendly and nurturing personality. The animals and trees were sacred to her and although being a Virgin Goddess, she was also a Goddess of Childbirth.
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ughhh....yea this is one of those things....

My Interests

Loud music. Laughing out loud. old ladies that tell dirty jokes and curse. my cats (yea i know). thunderstorms.Holding hands,swimming. baking in the hot sun. camping. canoeing (even tho its been a while). exploring the forest. mind expansion. Fishing. Mud. hot chicks that walk funny in their cute shoes. scruffy men. anything fried (tell me again why im so fat) that funny feeling in my throat that mustard gives me....clear summer nights (except for those damned arkansas mosquitos) a good book in a hot bath. Doing nice things for others and occasionally for myself. learning new things. Sweet mullets. Motivation.

I'd like to meet:

Good influences, OK....mabey some bad ones too. I am looking forward to reconnecting with those i have good memories of but have neglected to keep up with over the years. hmm today....kevin smith

Music:

I like just about everything, seriously hard rock ,old country, alternative, blues,rockabilly,raunchy rap,NO SHOTUNES! on the right day i can even handle whining emo, my mp3 player is my best friend. Im always looking for more music.

Movies:

Dark comedies, psycho-thrillers,documentaries,and lots and lots of porn.

Television:

Nip/Tuck(COME BACK SOON)im havin withdrawls, WEEDS, Big Love Always Sunny in Philly, COPS, Family Guy,Cartoon Network, UFC, King of the Hill, 2 1/2 Men, Chelsea Lately...love stand up comedy. yea........ i shouldn't be watching tv i need to get a life yo. Oh and the new season of Reno 911 is fuckin hillarious

Books:

currently reading CHOKE Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

Anyone who serves me sushiTHANKS ABE! cant get this outta my head

My Blog

TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS!!!

Tommy: hey! it's good to see you again. i'm glad you decided to finally log on. i still haven't found a job yet, so i'm pretty depressed. old-man Taterto...
Posted by candice on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:32:00 PST

damnit!

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That don't bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on wit...
Posted by candice on Tue, 27 May 2008 05:45:00 PST

Cult

Ok i just watched a doc about an awful cult called the family international.....this was also the cult that river pheonix (bad spelling) parents used to b a part of....the story that i watched told of...
Posted by candice on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:49:00 PST

OJ SIMPSON

Mike Gilbert, who served as O. J. Simpson's sports agent for a reported 18 years, is writing a book for Regnery Publishing called How I Helped O. J. Get Away With Murder. According to a brief announce...
Posted by candice on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:23:00 PST

KENNY G!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit guys! i was busted today whistling fucking kenny g!!!!!!!!!oh my. im so ashamed.... i just fall victim to that damn hallmark musac!!!!!!im so ashamed......please dont judge me.
Posted by candice on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:20:00 PST

Quarter life crisis....

I never thought that i just wanted to put myself out here like this but i think that i need an outlet. I dont know what the fuck im ganna do with my life...i have not used my time wisely and im afraid...
Posted by candice on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

I look like black chicks and dudes!!!!!!!!!

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Geneology - Family pics ...
Posted by candice on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:10:00 PST

Polygamy

Are there women polygamists? Just a thought...i think ima have too google that.
Posted by candice on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:49:00 PST

Lucero!

It gets lonliest at night Down at the liquor store Beneath the neon sky Our moonlight Six a.m. the floor comes alive with lice The pan's dried up so tight With hardened beans We're hungry So...
Posted by candice on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST