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Joe

Fast times on a fashion high...

About Me

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I live for fashion - it is my life. My religion.

Give me all of life's luxuries, and I'll gladly live without the neccesseties.

Everything in excess.

Sometimes make-up is just a feeling... A song that you've heard, a person that you have kissed...

I have the shortest attention span imagineable, and a terrible memory, un less its a page in vogue with the shoes i like on it, then my memory is unexpectedly amazing! I love to dream. I can get lost for hours just dreaming........ Regardless, I believe in love. Of any kind. You have to go through the heart-ache and shittty times, because at the end of it all - you will find the right person and everything else will have definately been worth it....

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one's a sinner...

Urban Couture...My last project piece. ..

My Interests

FASHION, Photography, Music, Alexander McQueen, movies, Pretty guys, Moet et Chandon tight jeans, sunglasses, converse, vogue, models, Marlboro lights & water, I-d, Make-up, Tattoos, cameras, Gucci, lipstick kisses, californian preppy, small underwear, vodka, platinum, glitter, making bags, EVERYTHING by Westwood, my DIOR boots, digital enhancement, art-fags, bones, Tiffanys, sex, REAL fur, Louis Vuitton, cowboys, scenester hair, shoes, dior Homme (HEIDI SLIMMANE), tacky movies, my friends, polo, Big F-off logos, our cig breaks at college, sweatbands, girl-pants, Tracet Emin, scarfs, collagen, C.S.Ls on boys, jackets, botox, my car, fluro sheep skin, attention, Phattttt diamonds, picture books, John Galliano Homme, my laptop, punk kids, couture, cocktails, cassettes, old skool, staying up late :p Hermes bags, cartier, poste shoes, gin & tonic, Kate Moss, Pete Burns, Chanel, Shaun Haugh @ Vision New York, Jothathan Rhys-Myers, Rolled-up shirt sleeves, corsetry, anything that makes me (and others) happy. I LOVE TO DANCE!! i dont care where, as long as the sound's good...Jo & Joe (me!) Penny & I on the plane to San Francisco! Gemma, Me, Nay & Carly at dinner!How many friends can you fit in the back of a car??

I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes to laugh, loads. Someone to have fun with, Someone who can capture my imagination, be with me and not care where we are, what we're doing or what's going to happen next, and laugh about it. Someone who's flaws I'll put up with, and who will put up with mine - just because when we're together, it's so right, It's so comforable, that everything else melts away, and we can stare into space, get lost in meaningless conversations and dream, together. Someone to dance in the rain with, to hold me in the snow and to bake in the sun with... Someone relaxed, that I can trust implicitly, and who won't pretend to be something there not, but who'll pretend with me, sometimes - just for fun.The higher the fashion, the more unwereable the garment, the greater it's time-travelling effect will be in the future...

Music:

The killers, Damien Rice, Maroon 5, Benni Benassi, groove armada, Sissor Sisters (I've met Jake Shears!!), Armand Van Helden, (and all that type of dance stuff), Kylie Minogue (who I've met also...), Basement Jaxx, chemical brothers, Kelis, Gwen Stefani, Britney!!!, The bravery, Girls Aloud, black eyed peas, daft punk, Almost everything Madonna has ever done, Lindsay Lohan, Jenifer Lopez, Faithless, Paris hilton...(screwed...)

Movies:

Velvet Goldmine, The Devil Wears Prada, Ginger Snaps, confessions of a teenage drama queen, Donny Darko, The incredibles, along came polly, pirates of the carribbean, legally blonde 1 & 2, The bourne identity & supremacy, Godsend, What a girl wants, trauma, oceans 11 & 12, twisted, anastacia, Pretty woman, sweet home alabama, cruel intentions, PRICILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! bridget jones, the princess diaries, mean girls, Breakfast on pluto, Brokeback mountain, Match point.

Television:

Life as we know it, desperate housewives, queer as folk, Friends, the O.C, Run of the house, 8 simple rules, Will & Grace, Ab Fab, CSI Las Vegas (the Miami one sucks), Desperate house wifes, Newly Weds, The simple Life 1, 2, 3 & 4, Rich Girls (on MTV & VH1), Urrrrrrmmmm... Project catwalk, Project Runway...

Books:

VOGUE!! Anything Dark, and a bit creepy. The portrait of Dorian Grey is pretty cool, a Study in Scarlet was good too!. Not many more i can name, i generally read magazines - I have every edition of vogue since January 2000, reFRESH, POP, Ten +, W, G.T, L' uomo, Another Magazine... The ususal... BLING the novel, PLUS ONE - a year in the life of a hollywood nobody,

Heroes:

My Friends, every last one of of them. We have had some amazing adventures together!Hannah, Gemma & I at the SF MOMA!Fran-a-liscious, Carly & I on Macy's roof terraceOh, and Tom Ford. He did wonders at Gucci. I ALMOST FORGOT, my absolute idol - who i aspire to be, PARIS HILTON!(i think my fondness of her is bordering on obsession)