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Shawn Christ

I am an alcohol fueled ninja.

About Me

I'm a geek. No really, I am. I dig the darker side of just about anything, though I do try to keep a good sense of humor about everything. Laid back most of the time too.
Vampirate?

My Interests

.FUNNY SHIT.
and
-Star Wars-
Sometimes I like to drink until you're pretty.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can handle being around me for extended periods of time and not plot to kill me in my sleep (or at least be creative about it). Also someone who can dish all the smartass and off color crap I say right back at me. And intelligent. That's important. Fellow geeks.But I'm ok with being a solitary man.

Music:

Industrial/Electronica/Metal/Rock/Other
Trent Reznor is perfection in music.
Here's a sample list: NiN, Depeche Mode, Tool/APC, Danzig/Misfits, Static X, VNV Nation, HIM, Beck, Rob Zombie, Juno Reactor, AFI, Rammstein, Lacuna Coil, The Killers, Orbital, Muse, Placebo, KMFDM, Radiohead, Manson, Underworld, 30 Seconds to Mars, Deftones, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Refused, TKK, System of a Down, mc chris.
That should paint a pretty good picture for you.

Movies:

Oh so many. Star Wars (Original trilogy was my childhood. The new prequels make something inside me die), Star Trek (except for the crapfest "Generations"), Natural Born Killers, The Crow, Aliens, Payback, Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Riddick (all 3), Boondock Saints, Talladega Nights, Serenity, Equilibrium, The 5th Element, 300, Shaun of the Dead, Pan's Labyrinth, Leon, Night Watch/Day Watch, Grosse Pointe Blank, Princess Bride, comic book movies, Bruce Campbell, most Kevin Smith, Clint Eastwood westerns, vampire flicks, and anything where the future's something like Blade Runner. I'll give most flicks a chance.
I'm a sci fi & vampire geek.
Don't ever doubt that.
Ever.

Television:

ADULT SWIM ROCKS!
-ATHF, Sealab 2021, Metalocalypse, Venture Brothers, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Squidbillies, Bleach, Tom/Mayor, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, GitS: SAC, Big O, Frisky Dingo, Perfect Hair Forever, Boondocks, Neon Genesis Evangelion-
I also dig the History Channel, BBCA, Discovery, Food Network, TLC, The Daily Show/Colbert Report, Invader ZIM, Dr Who, Torchwood, and Battlestar Galactica (the new versions), Anthony Bourdain, Heroes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Hotel Babylon, Flip This House, Kitchen Nightmares, and Little/People Big World. If old, canceled series count

Books:

I should fill this with really smart sounding books. Instead I'll just make a time line.
In high school it was horror stories. Koontz, King, Lovecraft, etc.
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In college is was philosophy related. Authors like Camus and Sarte.
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Then for a few years is was all vampires and the like. Anne Rice and Poppy Z Brite.
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For a few years I really didn't read anything longer than a short story.
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A couple of years ago I started reading Star Wars novels. I've read all of the SW novels and tech manuals, so now I'm working on collecting/reading all the SW graphic novels.
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Now I'm waiting for the next book in the "Legacy of the Force" series and will be until the series finally ends next year. Most recent reads (aside from Star Wars) include the Night Watch (3 of 4), a few Wolverine novels, To Reign in Hell, Dune series, Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy, Kitchen Confidential, Starship Troopers, Ender's Game series, The Historian, Survivor, and several of Neil Gaiman's books.

Heroes:

Corran Horn. CorSec, hiding from the Empire by working for an Imperial governor, Rebel, Rogue Squadron, escaping from Isaard, Jedi, loving husband and father. The dude should be everyone's hero!(Was that geeky enough?)

My Blog

-NiN-

The show was awesome.Maybe the best yet.I'll have to post some crappy camera phone pics later.  :D
Posted by Shawn Christ on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:09:00 PST

Wow.

So I was looking through Myspace today and decided to look up an ex of mine.  Maybe the only one who never intentionally hurt or betrayed me.  Her only sin was meeting me during my darkest d...
Posted by Shawn Christ on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:10:00 PST

Xmas - Oops

(I thought I posted this as a blog, not a bulliten.  Doh!)It's 3:13am on Xmas morning and I'm drunk as fuck again. A 5th of SoCo and a 5th od amaretto will do that to a man. Today's sure to be an...
Posted by Shawn Christ on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

-i am god here-

So I finished my first week as a lead agent.  I was left in charge on Monday and Thursday nights.  There were a few mistakes made, but since I actually only got about 6 hours of training for...
Posted by Shawn Christ on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

I rock more than you.

So last week my boss called me into his office for a discussion.  I kinda panicked because I couldn't remember doing anything wrong.  Turns out I DIDN'T do anything wrong.  I got a rais...
Posted by Shawn Christ on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

Less and less...

So last November I finally got tired of always being so blah and big.  From November to about the end of May I slowly started making changes in my life.  Stopped eating fast food, stopped ea...
Posted by Shawn Christ on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:49:00 PST

I <3 Russia.

Because vodka has been keeping me laughing for the past 4 weekends.  It also keeps me from hating life the next day.  WTF?  SoCo will give me a hangover like crazy.  Same with absi...
Posted by Shawn Christ on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:53:00 PST

Booooooooooze,

I fucking love booze.  I love being dtrizzunk. Next weeknd it will really be onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Posted by Shawn Christ on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST

Blog?

Holy fuck I finally posted in my blog!
Posted by Shawn Christ on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST