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R. Shelton

I write this early in the morning, the hour that poor people and soldiers and sailors wake from habi

About Me



I am not against the animals. I have two cats, and they are very amusing…But recently I found myself once again at three in the morning cleaning up one of my cats’ vomit, moving swiftly of course, so that the other cat would not swoop in and eat it. At that moment, I confess I felt in my heart a certain measure of ambivalence about this relationship.
--John Hodgman, "The Areas of My Expertise"

"The Great Wave off Kanagawa"
Hokusai

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"Since the masses of the people are inconstant, full of unruly desires, passionate, and reckless of consequences, they must be filled with fears to keep them in order. The ancients did well, therefore, to invent gods, and the belief in punishment after death."
--Polybius, "The Histories"

AMEN!

My Interests

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"I have examined all the known superstitions of the world and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the earth."
--Thomas Jefferson

Errol Morris Philip Glass Larry David Cormac McCarthy Jared Diamond Richard Dawkins Daniel Dennett Ralph Nader and Roger Ebert

Music:

Johann Sebastian Bach (esp. the Goldberg Variations as played by Glenn Gould), Wu Tang Clan, Philip Glass, Foo Fighters, Beastie Boys, Caleb Sampson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Andrés Segovia, Ol' Dirty Bastard (esp. the album "Nigga Please"), Beck, Erik Satie, The Pixies, The Velvet Underground, Ravi Shankar, Leadbelly, Ludwig van Beethoven, Robert Johnson, Al Green

Movies:



Gates of Heaven; No Country for Old Men; Juno; Sling Blade; Fargo; Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control; Rushmore; The Royal Tenenbaums; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; The Fog of War; The Thin Blue Line; Citizen Kane; Mulholland Dr; Blue Velvet; Fight Club; Dr Strangelove; The Shining; The Searchers; The Truman Show; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; American Splendor; Me and You and Everyone We Know; Michael Clayton; The Big Lebowski; Kill Bill (Vols. I & II); Metropolis; A Clockwork Orange; My Neighbor Totoro; Spirited Away; Coffee and Cigarettes; Paris, Texas; The Apostle; Crumb; Fahrenheit 9/11; Bowling for Columbine; Pulp Fiction; The New World; The Man Who Wasn't There; Hellboy; Sin City; Glengarry Glen Ross; Ghost World; Animal House; Donnie Darko; Memento; Magnolia; This Is Spinal Tap; Best In Show; 8 1/2; The Third Man; Touch of Evil

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, I am Not an Animal, the Daily Show, Da Ali G Show

Books:

Moby-Dick, Blood Meridian, or the Evening Redness in the West, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Don Quixote, The Satanic Verses, Grendel, Origin of the Species, Das Kapital, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Complete Stories and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, Darwin's Dangerous Idea, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Name of the Rose, Consciousness Explained, The Unbearable Lightness of Being
"Dissect him how I may, then, I but go skin deep. I know him not, and never will. But if I know not even the tail of this whale, how understand his head? much more, how comprehend his face, when face he has none? Thou shalt see my back parts, my tail, he seems to say, but my face shall not be seen. But I cannot completely make out his back parts; and hint what he will about his face, I say again he has no face."
Moby-Dick, Ch. 86
"[Y]ou think you're brave and courageous, when you're really old; you think you're strong, when you're really feeble; you think you can go righting wrongs when age has bent you in half -- and, above all, that you're a knight, when you're not, because even though gentlemen can become knights, poor ones can't!"
Don Quixote, Vol. 2, Ch. 6
"The great ships hung motionless in the air, over every nation on Earth. Motionless they hung, huge, heavy, steady in the sky, a blasphemy against nature. Many people went straight into shock as their minds tried to encompass what they were looking at. The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
And still nothing happened.
Then there was a slight whisper, a sudden spacious whisper of open ambient sound. Every hi fi set in the world, every radio, every television, every cassette recorder, every woofer, every tweeter, every mid-range driver in the world quietly turned itself on."
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ch. 3
"The Ministry of Truth -- Minitrue, in Newspeak -- was startlingly different from any other object in sight. It was an enormous pyramidal structure of glittering white concrete, soaring up, terrace after terrace, 300 metres into the air. From where Winston stood it was just possible to read, picked out on its white face in elegant lettering, the three slogans of the Party:
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Nineteen Eighty-Four, Ch. 1

Heroes:

Charles Darwin, Karl Marx, Diogenes of Sinope, Noam Chompsky, Ralph Nader, Zippy the Pinhead, David Hume, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Johann Sebastian Bach, Edgar Allan Poe, Glenn Gould, Bill Clinton, Robert G Ingersoll

My Blog

As usual; Maureen Dowd is spot on.

Body: June 1, 2008Op-Ed ColumnistCult of DeceptionBy MAUREEN DOWDWASHINGTONThey say that every president gets the psychoanalyst he deserves. And every Hamlet gets his Rosencrantz.So now comes Scott Mc...
Posted by R. Shelton on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:17:00 PST

I know everyones already seen this but its really cool.

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Posted by R. Shelton on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:31:00 PST

Hillarys Nasty Pastorate

Hillary’s Nasty Pastorate by BARBARA EHRENREICHhttp://www.thenation.com/[posted online on March 19, 2008] There’s a reason Hillary Clinton has remained relatively silent during the...
Posted by R. Shelton on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:35:00 PST

Wage-Slavery and Capitalism

Karl Marx Wage Labour and Capital The Interests of Capital and Wage-Labour are diametrically opposed Effect of growth of productive Capital on Wages   We thus see that, even if we ...
Posted by R. Shelton on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:23:00 PST

Fallacy of four terms

The fallacy of four terms (Latin: quaternio terminorum) is the logical fallacy that occurs when a categorical syllogism has four terms.Valid categorical syllogisms always have three terms: Major pr...
Posted by R. Shelton on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST

Surgeon General: Americans Have Gigantic Fat Asses

Surgeon General: Americans Have Gigantic Fat Asses.onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px 0 1px 0;margin: 10px 30px !important;padd...
Posted by R. Shelton on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST

Denying the antecedent

Denying the antecedent is a logical fallacy, committed by reasoning in the form: If P, then Q. Not P. Therefore, not Q.Arguments of this form are invalid (except when the argument also instan...
Posted by R. Shelton on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Affirming the consequent

Affirming the consequent is a logical fallacy, committed by reasoning in the form: If P, then Q. Q. Therefore, P.Arguments of this form are invalid (except when the argument also instantiates...
Posted by R. Shelton on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Ep.2: The undistributed middle

Fallacy of the undistributed middle The fallacy of the undistributed middle is a logical fallacy that is committed when the middle term in a categorical syllogism isn't distributed. It is thus a syllo...
Posted by R. Shelton on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

Ep. 1: Post hoc ergo propter hoc

Post hoc ergo propter hoc, Latin for "after this, therefore because of this", is a logical fallacy (of the questionable cause variety) which assumes or asserts that if one event happens after another,...
Posted by R. Shelton on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST