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Frank The Tank

Don't you know there ain't no Devil there's just God whe he's drunk!!!

About Me


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Or Get Myspace Comments I'll be brief stop by say hi or just tell me to screw if you think I'm an idiot either way have fun and don"t get hurt after all that's what life is all about. Ok folks here it is an update latest news is I was not selected to the 47th class for the fire academy but I am still amongst the pool for the 48th and/or possibly an alternate for the 47th. Not too bummed because hell I am still alive and god has graced me with the sweet sweet nectar known to us all as BEER!!!Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
Your Irish Name Is...
Francis Leo Ryan IV What's your Irish Name?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You're 90% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
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My Interests

My dogs Lola and Angus Fat and happy the way life should be!!!!!! Friends Family and daily Life some might say its boring and cliche but life is what you make it and if you keep the right people in your life you will feel like your life is funother interests include the RED SOX, Patriots and a nice relaxing day of fishing. A few beers and some good friends and cooking but cooking like you mean it no fooling around.
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You? Baby, what's your sign? (Celtic Zodiac)
You are were born under the willow. This tree was sacred to the Moon and, in Celtic lore, the Universe was hatched from two crimson serpent eggs (which contained the Sun and the Earth) hidden among the boughs of the Willow. In general, Willow individuals are basically articulate, strong-willed, resourceful and possessed with excellent memories. Willow people respond quickly to situations but are prone to sudden mood changes, which can make them difficult to get to know. As a friend, the Willow individual can be a powerful ally...on the other hand, he or she can make for a formidable enemy. Willows have a type of passive tenacity and can be extraordinarily wise counselors and extremely nurturing parents who are protective of loved ones. The Willow person is often reluctant to forgive and forget, which can lead to permanent rifts with friends and family. very responsible positions but find it hard to settle upon a definitive career. If the career choice should be in the field of education, however, they are counted among the best teachers. Willow individuals seldom express a controversial opinion in public (which makes them appear very amiable) but privately, their views are usually strong one way or the other. They are possessed with an overactive imagination and tend to fret needlessly about health matters.
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Music:

Long Live June Carter and Johnny Cash!!! New Live FISHBONE rocks!!!!! Love the new Foo Fighters, System of a Down, TOOL, Wolf Mother, Matisyahu, and really like the new Chili Peppers cause it sounds like there older stuff. Can't forget my man SPOGGA check out my friends he's in ther check his page out the man is a walking talking good time. love the underground garage sunday mornings with little steven

Movies:

Transformers ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best movie I've paid to see in years. Pirates 3 was disappointing. Ocean's 13, Knocked up, Die Hard 4 and Fantastic Four are all on my list to see. So I married an Axe Murderer is my all time favorite (pretty much anything with Mike Myers Rocks!!!)

Television:

two words Family Guy watch it or live a lesser life also THE SIMPSONS!!, my name is earl, american dad and last comic standing waiting on biggest loser and celebrity fat club

Books:

who the fuck reads books anymore it interrupts my drinking. Isn't work bad enough you want me to read to?!? seriously though finally getting around to reading da vinci code and have farenheit 451 on deck

Heroes:

Plain, simple and very cliche MY DAD HE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! and I envy anyone who can fit into a glass of beer

My Blog

Lonliness

Don't do it, don't fall into it, just avoid it at all costs but by the same token don't jump head first into some crazy relationship.  Put away all tour hang ups and just try something, forget ab...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:08:00 PST

Check out this video: Baby Bulldogs

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Posted by Frank The Tank on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:06:00 PST

The inconvenience of airport security...

     What do any of us know about anything.   Today I lost it on a guy at the airport because he was throwing a tantrum over having to dispose of his shaving cr...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

NYC good... ...Greyhound bad, very, very bad!!!

Ok so I didn't meet up with my friend Alli because she was working (more like living the dream You Rock Alli). I did however have a blast at the Mets game and the hotel was in an interesting neighborh...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:13:00 PST

Suicide, hurting yourself or others

     I am so sick and tired of the music passing for punk rock these days and the general malaise of the woe is me I'm gonna cut myself generation who listen to and ...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

Pissant little crybaby wimps

     Fuck them and fuck you if you cant accept the fact that everyone gets fucking picked on, everyone!!!!!  Just ask my boy Johnny Romper he used to bust my ball un...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

Life... (part of a 3 part series not necessessarily in order)

... is such a funny thing and its amazing when you stop to think about how much experiences with friends and acquaintances shape who you are. Rarely do we take the time to let people know what they me...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

Effin Cars

Ok so cars are a pain in the ass as it let alone having to wait 2 weeks while it sits in the shop missing a days work because they tell you it will be done and then its not.Not to mention insurance di...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

Life VS Living

All too often people get these two things confusedYour Life is what will be recounted when you are done living soit really doesn't matter if you have a "life" until your dead.Therefore stop fucking wo...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

1 big Eff Yoo

To anyone who's so self righteous that they don't understand that everyone condones killing of one form or another its just a matter of perspective.  WAKE  UP PEOPLE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER VIOLE...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST